Bailey :)
@torturedhoesdept.bsky.social
Tired of doing my best, only giving it like 60% from here on out
Thinking about the cashier at my pre-pandemic grocery store, I don’t remember his name, but he hit on me every time we saw each other and I miss that attention
January 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Thinking about the cashier at my pre-pandemic grocery store, I don’t remember his name, but he hit on me every time we saw each other and I miss that attention
In case anyone was following along, as of now (I think this may be the final count), I have cried 61 times in 2024. This is a 30%! Decrease! From 88 cries in 2023. What a fun fact :)
December 30, 2024 at 12:13 AM
In case anyone was following along, as of now (I think this may be the final count), I have cried 61 times in 2024. This is a 30%! Decrease! From 88 cries in 2023. What a fun fact :)
Omg is it rep tv???
December 26, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Omg is it rep tv???
Avenue decided he would rather eat the wrapper than share a cheeseburger
December 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Avenue decided he would rather eat the wrapper than share a cheeseburger
NY CEO assassin lookalike contest in my bedroom
December 7, 2024 at 12:46 PM
NY CEO assassin lookalike contest in my bedroom
Just stopped myself from sending a cat vid to my dad with my vibrator just chilling in the back, that decade of film continuity really prepared me for this one
December 6, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Just stopped myself from sending a cat vid to my dad with my vibrator just chilling in the back, that decade of film continuity really prepared me for this one
Reposted by Bailey :)
I generally like red hot sauces more than green ones, but I’ve never had a bad green and have had a bad red
December 4, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I generally like red hot sauces more than green ones, but I’ve never had a bad green and have had a bad red
Thanks Apple Replay for the perfect timeline of my seasonal depression
December 4, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Thanks Apple Replay for the perfect timeline of my seasonal depression
Reposted by Bailey :)
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
Reposted by Bailey :)
I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
December 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
Me: I can’t wait until I’m done school and have a job and more free time
Also me: applies for a masters
Also me: applies for a masters
November 30, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Me: I can’t wait until I’m done school and have a job and more free time
Also me: applies for a masters
Also me: applies for a masters
Reposted by Bailey :)
OMG stop analysing Bluesky and just shitpost, will you? FFS.
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
OMG stop analysing Bluesky and just shitpost, will you? FFS.
Somebody has to step up and be funny on this app, I’m losing my mind reading the same shit diff font
November 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Somebody has to step up and be funny on this app, I’m losing my mind reading the same shit diff font
How do I get all the hot, funny bitxhes sharing their intrusive thoughts on my feed
November 16, 2024 at 5:07 PM
How do I get all the hot, funny bitxhes sharing their intrusive thoughts on my feed
Hoping that someone on this new app will eventually update me when the NYT tech strike ends so I can also go back to playing wordle
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Hoping that someone on this new app will eventually update me when the NYT tech strike ends so I can also go back to playing wordle
Heard about the boxing match tn and managed to get front row seats
November 16, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Heard about the boxing match tn and managed to get front row seats
Starting a new social is so hard, my feed is entirely cats, I fear
November 15, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Starting a new social is so hard, my feed is entirely cats, I fear