Jonathan the Tortoise
tortoisejon.bsky.social
Jonathan the Tortoise
@tortoisejon.bsky.social
What's my age again?
The ISBN is 9781419746703, for anyone wondering. Thank you.
Did you know my book HOW OLD IS MR. TORTOISE? is based on this handsome gent?

Happy birthday Jonathan!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT
December 4, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Going out with a bang was always the goal.
December 4, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Imagine the nights.
Day solemnly marked by the man trapped for 191 years and counting in the metaphysical prison dimension that is “Jonathan the Tortoise”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
My barbaric yawp isn't what it once was, but it's after 22:00 and I'm feeling generous. Instant follow, thank you for the well wishes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT
December 4, 2024 at 10:13 PM
For my 192nd birthday (and not a moment too soon), I've elected to join Bluesky. You *can* eat leaves all day, but it's good to have a hobby.
December 4, 2024 at 10:08 PM