Topher P
@topherp.bsky.social
Didn’t watch ER. Didn’t watch 24.
I don’t give a shitt about the Pitt
I don’t give a shitt about the Pitt
April 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Didn’t watch ER. Didn’t watch 24.
I don’t give a shitt about the Pitt
I don’t give a shitt about the Pitt
Trump is kind of a fucking butt wipe isn’t he?
April 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trump is kind of a fucking butt wipe isn’t he?
Pretty sure I could beat this.
March 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Pretty sure I could beat this.
The ending of the second episode of The Studio on Apple TV (and the end credits song choice) is one of those things that made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight afterward.
March 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The ending of the second episode of The Studio on Apple TV (and the end credits song choice) is one of those things that made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight afterward.
These boots are made for Walken…
March 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
These boots are made for Walken…
Did Hulu / Disney / abc really screw the Oscars up this bad!? Yeah nobody wanted to see that last 15 minutes no problem guys!
March 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Did Hulu / Disney / abc really screw the Oscars up this bad!? Yeah nobody wanted to see that last 15 minutes no problem guys!
Not enough people talk about Landis’ run in the 80’s. Blues Brothers, Trading Places, American Werewolf…. some of the most unfunny, poorly aged bullshit ever committed to film. It’s breathtaking.
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Not enough people talk about Landis’ run in the 80’s. Blues Brothers, Trading Places, American Werewolf…. some of the most unfunny, poorly aged bullshit ever committed to film. It’s breathtaking.
So you’re telling me the director of “The Cloverfield Paradox” delivered a subpar Marvel movie
a man in a suit and tie is shocked with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is shocked with his mouth open
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February 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
So you’re telling me the director of “The Cloverfield Paradox” delivered a subpar Marvel movie
Whenever I read the title of this Hallmark show I feel like I’m having a stroke.
February 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Whenever I read the title of this Hallmark show I feel like I’m having a stroke.
1 out of 3 “kitchen hack” videos I see online is basically someone saying wellll I can’t put the microplastics directly in my brain so I’m gonna do it this way
February 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
1 out of 3 “kitchen hack” videos I see online is basically someone saying wellll I can’t put the microplastics directly in my brain so I’m gonna do it this way
If winter in Rochester isn’t kicking your ass then it’s not doing its job
February 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If winter in Rochester isn’t kicking your ass then it’s not doing its job
Just finished Star Wars: Skeleton Crew and it’s probably the most pure fun a Star Wars movie/tv show has been since Return of the Jedi.
January 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just finished Star Wars: Skeleton Crew and it’s probably the most pure fun a Star Wars movie/tv show has been since Return of the Jedi.
There’s no way this lives up to the hype .. whenever they deign see us lowly Western New Yorkers ready for it and I can see it.
The line was wrapped around the block for the 10:45 70mm screening of THE BRUTALIST at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social . Let’s go!
January 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There’s no way this lives up to the hype .. whenever they deign see us lowly Western New Yorkers ready for it and I can see it.
Just an unhinged last 4 watched
May 2, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Just an unhinged last 4 watched
Yeah I’m into Dune 2.
Dune (un)2 as you would have them do unto you.
The Golden Rule, bitch.
Dune (un)2 as you would have them do unto you.
The Golden Rule, bitch.
February 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Yeah I’m into Dune 2.
Dune (un)2 as you would have them do unto you.
The Golden Rule, bitch.
Dune (un)2 as you would have them do unto you.
The Golden Rule, bitch.
It’s crazy they named a whole generation after Wolf Parade’s At Mount Zoomer.
February 7, 2024 at 3:44 AM
It’s crazy they named a whole generation after Wolf Parade’s At Mount Zoomer.
Wish I knew one IRL person watching the Curse so people wouldn’t think I’m a lunatic for laughing when I see cherry tomatoes (cherry tomato boys!)
January 5, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Wish I knew one IRL person watching the Curse so people wouldn’t think I’m a lunatic for laughing when I see cherry tomatoes (cherry tomato boys!)
Is this an episode of U Springin’ Springsteen on my Talking Heads?
November 20, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Is this an episode of U Springin’ Springsteen on my Talking Heads?
Love when I accidentally close a movie near the end and try to go back but the app decides to start me over and then I spend 10 minutes learning to FF on the goddamn Prime app and once I get back to where I closed it and hit play the next frame is like “Directed by Ang Lee”
October 11, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Love when I accidentally close a movie near the end and try to go back but the app decides to start me over and then I spend 10 minutes learning to FF on the goddamn Prime app and once I get back to where I closed it and hit play the next frame is like “Directed by Ang Lee”
Love seeing this in Black Mirror. I had to do physical therapy from 15-17 or so and always had a scifi paperback in my pocket to read on the exercise machines. The PT staff, in a jocular gym teachery way always had something to say about the “moon mistress” book after I brought in this one
October 1, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Love seeing this in Black Mirror. I had to do physical therapy from 15-17 or so and always had a scifi paperback in my pocket to read on the exercise machines. The PT staff, in a jocular gym teachery way always had something to say about the “moon mistress” book after I brought in this one
Seems like there was a whole lot more quicksand back in the day
September 30, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Seems like there was a whole lot more quicksand back in the day
If there was a real life Rocket League Dom Torretto would be so good at it
September 24, 2023 at 7:52 PM
If there was a real life Rocket League Dom Torretto would be so good at it
All I’m saying is I would pay money to hear the “global immobilare” guy say “excummunicado” just once
Guy who has watched nothing but John Wick movies watching Godfather III: Getting a lot of John Wick vibes here
September 24, 2023 at 6:51 PM
All I’m saying is I would pay money to hear the “global immobilare” guy say “excummunicado” just once