Pretty sure I could beat this.

These boots are made for Walken…

Whenever I read the title of this Hallmark show I feel like I’m having a stroke.

Just an unhinged last 4 watched

It’s crazy they named a whole generation after Wolf Parade’s At Mount Zoomer.

Is this an episode of U Springin’ Springsteen on my Talking Heads?

Go Bills!

Love seeing this in Black Mirror. I had to do physical therapy from 15-17 or so and always had a scifi paperback in my pocket to read on the exercise machines. The PT staff, in a jocular gym teachery way always had something to say about the “moon mistress” book after I brought in this one

I wish this song by Pharrell and Trey Parker (yes that one) from the end credits of Despicable Me 3 had caught on like Happy. Maybe I’ve been spending too much time around a toddler but it kinda slaps

Me every time there’s a work email that starts “if you are getting this message you are NOT among those who were let go today.”

fuck my amazone prime expires today

Dave Barry’s at it again!