My best friend running spec-ops on cranky neighbors ❤️

What's the population of NYC again? #EricAdams #ColdTurkey #NewYork #Zohran

Looking into this...

Brain worm havers should be in the gulag, not in office

From his mom to Elon, people can't stand JD Vance without depending on heavy use of drugs, and because the Pope can't do drugs he died instead

did fake catholic JD Vance kill the Pope?

UnitedHealth CEO sent employees a memo yesterday (leaked to me) listing anonymous statements of support for the company.

Hawk Tuah? More like Honk Shoo-a. That shit is putting me to sleep!!!

- Utilized exceptional troubleshooting ability to go through Adobe Media Encoder logs and determine that the missing project-file had been saved into the downloads folder by me

I wonder what kind of Bluesky day we'll have tomorrow

i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!

TY to the 18 senators who voted for Sanders's first resolution!

Durbin
Heinrich
Hirono
Kaine
King
Lujan
Markey
Merkley
Murphy
Ossoff
Sanders
Schatz
Shaheen
Smith
Van Hollen
Warnock
Warren
Welch

A breakdown of the goods we import from Mexico