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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
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daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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gobble gobble — it’s halloween week in the nfl! while some lucky nfl teams will find a valentine in their stocking, others will find a veteran or president
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
gobble gobble — it’s halloween week in the nfl! while some lucky nfl teams will find a valentine in their stocking, others will find a veteran or president
i'm from the STL area but I don't live there anymore. why did I have to find out from a reddit post that a tornado hit my hometown yesterday? why is it taking the NWS "the next few days" to put out an official report on last night's tornado impact? this is a failure of our government and local media
March 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i'm from the STL area but I don't live there anymore. why did I have to find out from a reddit post that a tornado hit my hometown yesterday? why is it taking the NWS "the next few days" to put out an official report on last night's tornado impact? this is a failure of our government and local media
hey has anyone found a text-based platform on the Internet that's like. fun
March 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
hey has anyone found a text-based platform on the Internet that's like. fun
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hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it
February 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it
nbc: spanish cris collinsworth isn't real he can't hurt you
spanish cris collinsworth: ahora aquí está un guy
spanish cris collinsworth: ahora aquí está un guy
January 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
nbc: spanish cris collinsworth isn't real he can't hurt you
spanish cris collinsworth: ahora aquí está un guy
spanish cris collinsworth: ahora aquí está un guy
i need someone to explain to me why we're supposed to work between christmas and new year's. who is doing Any thing between christmas and new years
December 26, 2024 at 4:15 AM
i need someone to explain to me why we're supposed to work between christmas and new year's. who is doing Any thing between christmas and new years
do you ever take a dump that is so life-changing that you lose any sense of time and miss your bus
November 27, 2024 at 1:05 AM
do you ever take a dump that is so life-changing that you lose any sense of time and miss your bus
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if you block this list you can commit as much crime as you want
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 AM
if you block this list you can commit as much crime as you want
i don't care what the haters say, it will always be the walmart plus four K sky cam to me
November 18, 2024 at 1:30 AM
i don't care what the haters say, it will always be the walmart plus four K sky cam to me
im not defending the youtuber but like. why we out here rooting for a convicted rapist
November 17, 2024 at 7:09 AM
im not defending the youtuber but like. why we out here rooting for a convicted rapist
friendsgiving? more like it's giving friends, am I right! save money, live better, walmart
November 17, 2024 at 7:03 AM
friendsgiving? more like it's giving friends, am I right! save money, live better, walmart
why did I just get kissed by a toothbrush on TV while watching the NFL opening night game
September 8, 2023 at 12:53 AM
why did I just get kissed by a toothbrush on TV while watching the NFL opening night game
thinking about how 1989 is a pretty sad and angry album but everyone thinks of it as poppy boppy while reputation is one of the most lovey dovey albums Taylor's ever written but everyone thinks of it as vengeful
August 16, 2023 at 5:43 AM
thinking about how 1989 is a pretty sad and angry album but everyone thinks of it as poppy boppy while reputation is one of the most lovey dovey albums Taylor's ever written but everyone thinks of it as vengeful
my partner just asked if pineapple juice gives you tetanus and I'm the one two cocktails deep
August 15, 2023 at 4:40 AM
my partner just asked if pineapple juice gives you tetanus and I'm the one two cocktails deep
I am pleased to report I still have not had a bad fireball night
i feel God in these fireball shots tonight
August 14, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I am pleased to report I still have not had a bad fireball night
i feel God in these fireball shots tonight
August 14, 2023 at 5:32 AM
i feel God in these fireball shots tonight
was playing an icebreaker card game today and one of my friends drew a card where we had to rehash his divorce. he didn't know he could draw another card if he didn't like it. anyway moral of the story is listen to the person reading the rules when the game starts
August 14, 2023 at 4:27 AM
was playing an icebreaker card game today and one of my friends drew a card where we had to rehash his divorce. he didn't know he could draw another card if he didn't like it. anyway moral of the story is listen to the person reading the rules when the game starts
listening to cardcaptor sakura music for the first time since middle school and I'm alarmed at how many lyrics I remember. how the hell is my afab ass non-binary
August 12, 2023 at 10:41 PM
listening to cardcaptor sakura music for the first time since middle school and I'm alarmed at how many lyrics I remember. how the hell is my afab ass non-binary
why people on here talking about 9/11 the only date we should be talking about is 1989
August 10, 2023 at 2:03 PM
why people on here talking about 9/11 the only date we should be talking about is 1989