αlly
@toonielane.bsky.social
I’m not like other girls. I’m worse.
I completely blanked on downloading this app
January 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I completely blanked on downloading this app
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Bitch please, but more importantly, bitch thank you and bitch you’re welcome.
July 27, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Bitch please, but more importantly, bitch thank you and bitch you’re welcome.
How do I explain to my dog that the toys in the nightstand are for me and not him?
July 19, 2023 at 4:51 AM
How do I explain to my dog that the toys in the nightstand are for me and not him?
Canada stays quiet about how much water we have because we live next door to a notorious burglar
July 2, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Canada stays quiet about how much water we have because we live next door to a notorious burglar
Roman Josi gonna be playing every position in Nashville I guess
June 30, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Roman Josi gonna be playing every position in Nashville I guess
Men should prioritize taking their socks off before the rest of their clothes because nothing dries me up quicker than seeing a naked man with only their socks on.
June 30, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Men should prioritize taking their socks off before the rest of their clothes because nothing dries me up quicker than seeing a naked man with only their socks on.
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i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth
June 15, 2023 at 10:45 PM
i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth
Why does everyone want me to drink an aperol spritz?
June 25, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Why does everyone want me to drink an aperol spritz?