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Thrifter | Mom | Questionable relationship wFood | 42

The smartest idiot you know

Minors: Much love, DNI
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Cheating because I'm tired 😩
Merry Sothothmas to those who celebrate

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I saw mommy kissing Yog-Sothoth
YouTube video by aabeeceed
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December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My son opened my "treasure box" from about 1992 (found at my Mom's house recently) and after stealing my NKotB slap bracelet, he started asking me about this figure. I couldn't recall a thing -- then I lensed it and found the theme song. It's Bonkers from D1sney.
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I haven't had time or inclination to bead lately, but I have a ton of projects in my head that I need to get out. This will be a braided number of 7-9 strands (I'll figure it out as I go) and I finally found some time to work on it.
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today was a bit high for my liking 😅 the split fried w Beeb, a big bowl of watermelon, and half a serving of Daiya macca. I know tomorrow will be bonkers, and I won't have much time to eat and no desire to do so, but I'm feeling pretty pissed at myself as it stands.
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I found Beeb his gingerbread men 🥲 I suck at gingerbread, and every other Christmas cookie I looked at had eggs. He's going to adore these (he looooves gingersnaps)
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The girl at the pet store had to know this wasn't for my dog. I love collars as chokers, idc, they're sturdy.
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A bot of a fun day with Beeb before the chaos. We headed for causeway beach, where the tide was so low that the seagrass beds are exposed and the barnacles are hunkered down. We did see this heron bag a huge fish and fight for his life trying to swallow it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Every yt creator I've followed has come out as some flavor of queer and/or neurospicy, and it just reinforces my own excellent taste.
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Onion bahji, my beloved 🥲
December 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I bagged myself a St@r W@rs nerd but there's an up side: there is a LOT of cool stuff at the thrift store. I thrifted him the R2-D2 snowman last year, and fell upon these last week. They're adorable (and they were a steal)
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I woke up and the house is cold, but it totally blew my mind when I stepped outside and it was FREEZING out there. It was 80° yesterday, where did this come from?!
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I hate using grocery delivery, but I have soooo much to do today, gotta go pick up Beeb's meds from one store, hit the farmer's market, and I'm not going to a third store. Plus, I need four of the cheapest things in the store and have a free shipping code. I'll take it!
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm out watering my plants and there's a *void* beside my copper spoon kalanchoe -- and it moved.

This is the blackest lizard I've ever seen and I needed to share him because HE'S SO COOL. Thinking Nimbus as a name.
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ugh, the power brick to my Xbox 360 just kicked the bucket. It's okay, I can have a new one by next week, but it's one of my biggest destressing methods. Gonna go vibrate a little bit.
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The cake jars I ordered from Karma Bakery won't arrive until the Friday after Christmas 🥲 Beeb won't care, but I was hoping we'd have them for Christmas dinner, but I will allow him to have a cake jar for lunch over the long weekend. It's the holidays!
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I let Beeb stay up until 10:30 last night so I could get some presents wrapped -- so far dishes done and smoothie pots started, but only one present wrapped 🥲

Thank gawd we still have a few days.
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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happy holidays to all who celebrate! 🎊🎄🎂
please add to my tree 🩵 spread the holiday cheer!
( and/or donate to my GoFundMe @ tinyurl.com/GFM-Morgan )

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Decorate Friend's Tree for Christmas🎅
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December 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
These chips are vegan and wtaf they're flavorfully accurate 🤯
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You know the park is ritzy when *this* is the merry-go-round (it's as fun as it looks oml)
December 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm at Beeb's school to pick him up, and the gate to the parking lot is locked. I thought I was just early, but there are teo more parents and a BUS waiting behind me. I think they just forgot -- or they'll be tossing Beeb over the fence. He'd love that, honestly.
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm not feeling like death atm so after Beeb's appointment, we're heading to the park. I gave him the option of grabbing lunch (sushi) or going to the park, and bless him, he chose to run around. I don't think I'm safe around veggie rolls rn.
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yesterday was wild and I had a massive (14 pallet) order to build, but I could barely stop for ten hours. Somehow, when I got home, I didn't eat the whole house 🥲, I kept it to 800 and it's a damn miracle.
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Guys, they're back in stock and 40% off 🥹
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The new Strange vid started auto playing while I was stacking bracelets over sleeves and damn. Called out a bit lmao

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The Etymology Of Rawr XD
YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS
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December 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM