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The smartest idiot you know
Minors: Much love, DNI
The smartest idiot you know
Minors: Much love, DNI
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Giant green cowboy boots and these strawberry tights go so hard, I love this 🥲
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Giant green cowboy boots and these strawberry tights go so hard, I love this 🥲
My car is fixed, meaning I have a million errands to catch up. Getting prepped to go out, I am dying to wear this scarf but it's going to be yoo warm. I'm just tying that sucker on my arm. Its too perfect, Ill be damned if I don't wear this scarf w this fit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My car is fixed, meaning I have a million errands to catch up. Getting prepped to go out, I am dying to wear this scarf but it's going to be yoo warm. I'm just tying that sucker on my arm. Its too perfect, Ill be damned if I don't wear this scarf w this fit.
I took two bites of a cheese sammie last night (lunchbox leftovers) and I was soooo bloated for a good chunk of today. Locking in, I'm getting over this shit and losing a fuckton of weight if I can help it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I took two bites of a cheese sammie last night (lunchbox leftovers) and I was soooo bloated for a good chunk of today. Locking in, I'm getting over this shit and losing a fuckton of weight if I can help it.
Steamed cabbage with monk fruit sweetened bbq sauce. I was craving bbq sauce. It's quite edible, but I will never be eating this again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Steamed cabbage with monk fruit sweetened bbq sauce. I was craving bbq sauce. It's quite edible, but I will never be eating this again.
I'm having the last of my cabbage tonight 🥲
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm having the last of my cabbage tonight 🥲
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Game. Changer.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Game. Changer.
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Let’s do this, my serotonin levels are in the gutter and the crime rate in my house has stagnated, my body is ready
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Let’s do this, my serotonin levels are in the gutter and the crime rate in my house has stagnated, my body is ready
I've eaten half a dozen boiled eggs and it's only noon. I'm squeamish abt the cals but they are a truly perfect food.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've eaten half a dozen boiled eggs and it's only noon. I'm squeamish abt the cals but they are a truly perfect food.
Yesterday, we made it all the way to Beeb's school before I realized I'd forgotten his lunchbox 😭 and we were in a taxi 😭😭😭 I had to make multiple enap decisions in an instant, so I bipped him out, turned the taxi around, and brought back his lunchbox before heading to work.
It was an extra $30 🫠
It was an extra $30 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yesterday, we made it all the way to Beeb's school before I realized I'd forgotten his lunchbox 😭 and we were in a taxi 😭😭😭 I had to make multiple enap decisions in an instant, so I bipped him out, turned the taxi around, and brought back his lunchbox before heading to work.
It was an extra $30 🫠
It was an extra $30 🫠
Scored myself two of these puppies BOGO last night (the other was cran-mango) and I was miffed because they didn't have cran cherry, but I'm not all that upset. Ignore the blur, I'm in a taxi 🥲
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Scored myself two of these puppies BOGO last night (the other was cran-mango) and I was miffed because they didn't have cran cherry, but I'm not all that upset. Ignore the blur, I'm in a taxi 🥲
My *other* froggy hoodie 😍 the mouth zips shut and the kangaroo pocket has a cute lil snap on it. Another yard sale score!
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My *other* froggy hoodie 😍 the mouth zips shut and the kangaroo pocket has a cute lil snap on it. Another yard sale score!
Just as I ran out of vegan cheese.... Lookie what went on sale BOGO 🥲 this shit is FIRE
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just as I ran out of vegan cheese.... Lookie what went on sale BOGO 🥲 this shit is FIRE
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I made this the second I saw your post
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I made this the second I saw your post
I tried to find a "drugs are cool but have you ever tried *hard-boiled egg*" meme (I suck at making memes and it MUST exist) and this is how I learned that "drug eggs" are a thing.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I tried to find a "drugs are cool but have you ever tried *hard-boiled egg*" meme (I suck at making memes and it MUST exist) and this is how I learned that "drug eggs" are a thing.
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We are so back
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We are so back
I've had one of the roughest mornings in years but NOTHING is gonna get me down today, I've got my dino sweater and sf sweet tea and Imma bust some ass today!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I've had one of the roughest mornings in years but NOTHING is gonna get me down today, I've got my dino sweater and sf sweet tea and Imma bust some ass today!!
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Great even the hurricanes are locking their doors when they drive by now
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Great even the hurricanes are locking their doors when they drive by now
I just walked back into my house and it smelled like I'd just pulled out a batch of peanut butter cookies. How?! I made fried fish for Beeb last night, it should be a bit funky in there.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I just walked back into my house and it smelled like I'd just pulled out a batch of peanut butter cookies. How?! I made fried fish for Beeb last night, it should be a bit funky in there.
I was hesitant to eat Beeb's leftover apple slices last night -- I can't afford to waste food and King Peanut is not an apple appreciator. They're galas, so higher in sugar. BUT I had my veggies, his apples, and had no gut ache, bloating, or binge urges!! +
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I was hesitant to eat Beeb's leftover apple slices last night -- I can't afford to waste food and King Peanut is not an apple appreciator. They're galas, so higher in sugar. BUT I had my veggies, his apples, and had no gut ache, bloating, or binge urges!! +
Holy shit, car insurance is such a scam.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Holy shit, car insurance is such a scam.
POV: When You're Over 40! Move! #over40 #pov #charactercomedy #comedy
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November 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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alina | 23 ✧.
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ortho . . . 𓊦
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✧ dni : minors & non-ed
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✧ dni : minors & non-ed
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Uhhh.....
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Uhhh.....