Too Big to Fail
@toobigtofail.bsky.social
New Yorker, union activist, employment lawyer, dad, generational trauma ender. He/him.
Yeah, I like the dog too
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Yeah, I like the dog too
I once tried to kill a rat. I failed (although it did not kill me either, so I consider it a draw).
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I once tried to kill a rat. I failed (although it did not kill me either, so I consider it a draw).
I feel like there's a non-zero chance I could befriend a wolf. But people who think they're actually fighting these animals and coming away the victor are delusional. Go stop a fight between two 50-pound dogs and then get back to me on how you could beat up a crocodile.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I feel like there's a non-zero chance I could befriend a wolf. But people who think they're actually fighting these animals and coming away the victor are delusional. Go stop a fight between two 50-pound dogs and then get back to me on how you could beat up a crocodile.
Is there a place I could find this without a TikTok account?
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Is there a place I could find this without a TikTok account?
I've always wanted to ask the ~10% of respondents who believe they could beat up an elephant what that would even look like.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I've always wanted to ask the ~10% of respondents who believe they could beat up an elephant what that would even look like.
The lender is a Barrett- Jackson partner and only issues loans for over $200k, so if you REALLY want to finance your $2.5 million Pagani Huayra Tempesta over 15 years you can:
2014 PAGANI HUAYRA - Vehicle | Barrett-Jackson Auction Company - World's Greatest Collector Car Auctions
www.barrett-jackson.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The lender is a Barrett- Jackson partner and only issues loans for over $200k, so if you REALLY want to finance your $2.5 million Pagani Huayra Tempesta over 15 years you can:
There is such a thing as a 15 year car loan, but: only one lender underwrites them; it's SOLELY for collector cars being purchased as appreciating assets; and the total number of them issued worldwide is like a few dozen per year. The longest commercially available car loan is 120 months.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There is such a thing as a 15 year car loan, but: only one lender underwrites them; it's SOLELY for collector cars being purchased as appreciating assets; and the total number of them issued worldwide is like a few dozen per year. The longest commercially available car loan is 120 months.
It can't be this one.
Hitlers zweites Buch - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It can't be this one.
Even if you're Samuel Alito and the thought of overturning Obergefell gives you physical pleasure, this was just a spectacularly bad procedural vehicle for doing so.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Even if you're Samuel Alito and the thought of overturning Obergefell gives you physical pleasure, this was just a spectacularly bad procedural vehicle for doing so.
Fool me once, shame on me, etc.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fool me once, shame on me, etc.
My least popular Star Wars opinion is that by far the best scene in any type of Star Wars media - and perhaps the only truly great thing ever included in any Star Wars film or tv show - is the light saber fight between Yoda and Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My least popular Star Wars opinion is that by far the best scene in any type of Star Wars media - and perhaps the only truly great thing ever included in any Star Wars film or tv show - is the light saber fight between Yoda and Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones.
Would it surprise you to know that he is an OBGYN?
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Would it surprise you to know that he is an OBGYN?
That was like four millennia ago in internet time
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
That was like four millennia ago in internet time
Could be this is radical trans-inclusiveness, as I would imagine it's conceviable that trans women going through menopause suffer severe health side effects.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Could be this is radical trans-inclusiveness, as I would imagine it's conceviable that trans women going through menopause suffer severe health side effects.
I wouldn't worry too much, he's just some kook, not like he's the head of the FDA or something.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wouldn't worry too much, he's just some kook, not like he's the head of the FDA or something.
I'm in the top 0.1% of terminally online people and I have no fucking clue what the American Eagle jeans thing is a reference to.
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm in the top 0.1% of terminally online people and I have no fucking clue what the American Eagle jeans thing is a reference to.
Not the specially designed bread which in order to keep from disintegrating under a soup of barbecue sauce has the taste and consistency of styrafoam?
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not the specially designed bread which in order to keep from disintegrating under a soup of barbecue sauce has the taste and consistency of styrafoam?
If Judge wins:
Yankees with 3 or more MVP awards:
Joe DiMaggio
Mickey Mantle
Yogi Berra
Alex Rodriguez*
Aaron Judge
Non-Yankees with 3 or more MVP awards:
Jimmie Foxx
Stan Musial
Roy Campanella
Mike Schmidt
Barry Bonds
Albert Pujols
Mike Trout
Shohei Ohtani
Yankees with 3 or more MVP awards:
Joe DiMaggio
Mickey Mantle
Yogi Berra
Alex Rodriguez*
Aaron Judge
Non-Yankees with 3 or more MVP awards:
Jimmie Foxx
Stan Musial
Roy Campanella
Mike Schmidt
Barry Bonds
Albert Pujols
Mike Trout
Shohei Ohtani
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If Judge wins:
Yankees with 3 or more MVP awards:
Joe DiMaggio
Mickey Mantle
Yogi Berra
Alex Rodriguez*
Aaron Judge
Non-Yankees with 3 or more MVP awards:
Jimmie Foxx
Stan Musial
Roy Campanella
Mike Schmidt
Barry Bonds
Albert Pujols
Mike Trout
Shohei Ohtani
Yankees with 3 or more MVP awards:
Joe DiMaggio
Mickey Mantle
Yogi Berra
Alex Rodriguez*
Aaron Judge
Non-Yankees with 3 or more MVP awards:
Jimmie Foxx
Stan Musial
Roy Campanella
Mike Schmidt
Barry Bonds
Albert Pujols
Mike Trout
Shohei Ohtani
I'm totally cool with the fact that if I'm taking my 5 year old to a restaurant, I have to check to make sure that they have chicken tenders or chicken nuggets on the menu, but by the time he's 10 that won't really be acceptable behavior. Which raises questions about requiring bourbon be available.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm totally cool with the fact that if I'm taking my 5 year old to a restaurant, I have to check to make sure that they have chicken tenders or chicken nuggets on the menu, but by the time he's 10 that won't really be acceptable behavior. Which raises questions about requiring bourbon be available.