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Ep 99: Steelbook Edition
Podcast Episode · Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN · 05/11/2025 · 49m
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In the new #SIZZLETOWN...
- What is the best single-line performance in a movie?
- Which is the worst Devo cover band?
- What is the correct turd shape for a 'Clean Up After Your Dog' sign?
- Is Jason Statham 'handy with a wasp'?
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- What is the best single-line performance in a movie?
- Which is the worst Devo cover band?
- What is the correct turd shape for a 'Clean Up After Your Dog' sign?
- Is Jason Statham 'handy with a wasp'?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
Mark Harris spot-on about 'All Her Fault'. Looks more Melbourne than most shows actually set in Melbourne.
There are certain things you have to ignore, including logic and the fact that this version of Chicago could not look (and sometimes sound) more like Australia if a kangaroo with a koala on its back hopped across the screen. Just go with it. You deserve this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Mark Harris spot-on about 'All Her Fault'. Looks more Melbourne than most shows actually set in Melbourne.
Attn ADELAIDE: Arseless Chaps are doing three shows at the @adlfrin.ge in February. Join us at the Rhino Room for something loud and stupid: adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/ar...
ARSELESS CHAPS - Damian Cowell & Tony Martin
It’s a TISM front man and comedy icon's electro-banger duo. In the grand tradition of Groove Armada, Daft Punk, The Presets and Barlow and Chambers, Damian Cowell, the guy who pretends to be the singe...
adelaidefringe.com.au
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Attn ADELAIDE: Arseless Chaps are doing three shows at the @adlfrin.ge in February. Join us at the Rhino Room for something loud and stupid: adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/ar...
Fascinating long read on MAGA's drift from a movement to a scam via the easily purchased and evidently insane Laura Loomer. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Laura Loomer’s Endless Payback
The President’s self-appointed loyalty enforcer inspires fear and vexation across Washington. What’s behind her vetting crusades?
www.newyorker.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fascinating long read on MAGA's drift from a movement to a scam via the easily purchased and evidently insane Laura Loomer. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
I’m guessing the explosive leak happened in PVO’s pants.
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I’m guessing the explosive leak happened in PVO’s pants.
Think of this headline as a ‘Mad’ magazine fold-in.
‘I didn’t think I’d see a bigger loser: PVO’
‘I didn’t think I’d see a bigger loser: PVO’
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Think of this headline as a ‘Mad’ magazine fold-in.
‘I didn’t think I’d see a bigger loser: PVO’
‘I didn’t think I’d see a bigger loser: PVO’
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The man is widely known to smell like mustard gas. The world’s most notorious sexual predator said “he’s a horrible human being.” He’s bankrupted every business he started.
But yes, JD, let’s go with “he has supernatural abilities,” you fucking amoral sleazebag.
But yes, JD, let’s go with “he has supernatural abilities,” you fucking amoral sleazebag.
JD Vance claims Trump "has better instincts about human beings than anybody I've ever met ... it's almost a supernatural ability"
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The man is widely known to smell like mustard gas. The world’s most notorious sexual predator said “he’s a horrible human being.” He’s bankrupted every business he started.
But yes, JD, let’s go with “he has supernatural abilities,” you fucking amoral sleazebag.
But yes, JD, let’s go with “he has supernatural abilities,” you fucking amoral sleazebag.
Great review for THE HAUNTING OF SPOOK MANSION (BY GHOSTS) on for one more week in Melbourne: standinginnovation.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/r...
standinginnovation.wordpress.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Great review for THE HAUNTING OF SPOOK MANSION (BY GHOSTS) on for one more week in Melbourne: standinginnovation.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/r...
Two identical private school white guys at the wheel, with a 'lady one' out front to make it look like they give a shit about women. That's the Liberal Party. The way it has to be. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The 48 hours that killed the Liberal party’s net zero promise
The optics of Angus Taylor and Andrew Hastie standing shoulder-to-shoulder proved the defining image as the months-long campaign came to an end
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Two identical private school white guys at the wheel, with a 'lady one' out front to make it look like they give a shit about women. That's the Liberal Party. The way it has to be. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Reposted by Tony Martin
Reposted by Tony Martin
On our way to the show
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
On our way to the show
FOSAGAWI. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNNl...
Arseless Chaps - FOSAGAWI
YouTube video by Damian Cowell
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November 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
FOSAGAWI. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNNl...
Apparently has never read one of his own papers. Who could blame him?
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Apparently has never read one of his own papers. Who could blame him?
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Dave Graney and the coral Snakes 30th Anniversary Soft n Sexy Sound tour is happening TONIGHT at the King Street Band Room in NEWCASTLE
kingstreet.oztix.com.au/outlet/event...
Photo Michelle Cop
kingstreet.oztix.com.au/outlet/event...
Photo Michelle Cop
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Dave Graney and the coral Snakes 30th Anniversary Soft n Sexy Sound tour is happening TONIGHT at the King Street Band Room in NEWCASTLE
kingstreet.oztix.com.au/outlet/event...
Photo Michelle Cop
kingstreet.oztix.com.au/outlet/event...
Photo Michelle Cop
One way round the social media ban: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ad4...
SIZZLETOWN - Noel Does Social Media
YouTube video by Tony Martin's SIZZLETOWN
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November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
One way round the social media ban: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ad4...
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Looks like the first three are definitely happening. #SIZZLETOWN100
I want 1. Double the length and uncut 2. Kiwi jokes 3. The cat being a twit 4. The return of the colander man on a druggies rant 5. Another cameo by 500 greatest songs 6. Mr Football and 7. A vicious parody of South African triliionaires, who I am fed to the teeth with. Merci bro, sweet as etc.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Looks like the first three are definitely happening. #SIZZLETOWN100
Glenn Erickson reviews Studiocanal's new 4K restoration of 'Dead of Night': trailersfromhell.com/dead-of-nigh...
Dead of Night - 4K - Trailers From Hell
One of the creepiest and most elegant fright films ever made gets a much needed audiovisual overhaul in 4K: Ealing Studios assembles 5 classic horror tales inside a diabolically clever wraparound stor...
trailersfromhell.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Glenn Erickson reviews Studiocanal's new 4K restoration of 'Dead of Night': trailersfromhell.com/dead-of-nigh...
I thought John Paul from 'Bad Sisters' was dead but no, he's apparently won the Booker: www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...
‘It’s notoriously hard to write about sex’: David Szalay on Flesh, his astounding Booker prize-winner
The novel’s protagonist is violent, libidinous and so inarticulate he says ‘OK’ some 500 times. So how did the author turn his story into a tragic masterpiece?
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I thought John Paul from 'Bad Sisters' was dead but no, he's apparently won the Booker: www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...
He was both cheating and endangering the environment. No wonder Trump empathises. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
Trump pardons trail runner convicted after taking shortcut during record run
Donald Trump has pardoned a trail runner who briefly took a closed trail on his way to a record time up and down the tallest peak in the Teton Range
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
He was both cheating and endangering the environment. No wonder Trump empathises. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
Ep 100 of #SIZZLETOWN is shaping up to be an overstuffed suitcase. So much going on. The fear is always that it will be the 'Be Here Now' of episodes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ep 100 of #SIZZLETOWN is shaping up to be an overstuffed suitcase. So much going on. The fear is always that it will be the 'Be Here Now' of episodes.
The sort of conversations being prompted by #SIZZLETOWN Ep 99, out now! www.sizzletownpodcast.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The sort of conversations being prompted by #SIZZLETOWN Ep 99, out now! www.sizzletownpodcast.com
Despite the comments under this (and the moustache), I hadn't even heard of Antony I. Ginnane when we made this. It was entirely inspired by a long lunch with the late John D. Lamond. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNZ...
Warren Perso: The Last Aussie Auteur | The Late Show
YouTube video by Working Dog Productions
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Despite the comments under this (and the moustache), I hadn't even heard of Antony I. Ginnane when we made this. It was entirely inspired by a long lunch with the late John D. Lamond. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNZ...
At the woman-hating/rapist-loving 'Daily Mail', TODAY is a day of celebration.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
At the woman-hating/rapist-loving 'Daily Mail', TODAY is a day of celebration.
ARSELESS Recordings at @Bandcamp: arselesschaps.bandcamp.com/music
Arseless Chaps
The voice of TISM and comedy royalty: Damian Cowell and Tony Martin's electrobanger duo.
Take the 'punk' outta Daft Punk, what do you get?
arselesschaps.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ARSELESS Recordings at @Bandcamp: arselesschaps.bandcamp.com/music
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He's closing his eyes to shut out distractions while he thinks about 300 different ideas simultaneously at a speed and complexity we mere mortals cannot possibly comprehend
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise questions about Trump’s on-the-job performance.
Images of Trump appearing to close his eyes during Oval Office event spread across social media | CNN Politics
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise qu...
www.cnn.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
He's closing his eyes to shut out distractions while he thinks about 300 different ideas simultaneously at a speed and complexity we mere mortals cannot possibly comprehend