Tony
@tonymakos.bsky.social
Formerly “cockbongo”. There, I said it.
@impq.bsky.social I appreciate that I’m veering into Alice’s remit here, but I might have got to the bottom of the “length of Killers” scandal…
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
@impq.bsky.social I appreciate that I’m veering into Alice’s remit here, but I might have got to the bottom of the “length of Killers” scandal…
@impq.bsky.social I think we might have some “controversy” here…
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@impq.bsky.social I think we might have some “controversy” here…
A thorough analysis.
Is Mike Wazowski Jewish or Polish?
A deep inquiry into a pressing question
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A thorough analysis.
There’s a man on this train who appears to be phoning everyone he knows to tell them the plugs don’t work and that he can’t charge his phone.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
There’s a man on this train who appears to be phoning everyone he knows to tell them the plugs don’t work and that he can’t charge his phone.
@impq.bsky.social you cunts, I just accidentally spilled a coffee all over the table when I heard Zippy as Dave Mustaine. Great work but give me some warning next time eh
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
@impq.bsky.social you cunts, I just accidentally spilled a coffee all over the table when I heard Zippy as Dave Mustaine. Great work but give me some warning next time eh
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
I’m in the UK, but I’m enjoying the news from NY on social media just like the old days - good vibes all over BlueSky. Remember this? Good eh
#mamdani
#mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m in the UK, but I’m enjoying the news from NY on social media just like the old days - good vibes all over BlueSky. Remember this? Good eh
#mamdani
#mamdani
Two incredible Thrilling Adventure Hour shows in London tonight: thank you for coming over to the UK to celebrate your 20th anniversary with us - hope you all had a great time and come back soon, you’re all loved (ahem) beyond belief. @thrillingadv.bsky.social @benblacker.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Two incredible Thrilling Adventure Hour shows in London tonight: thank you for coming over to the UK to celebrate your 20th anniversary with us - hope you all had a great time and come back soon, you’re all loved (ahem) beyond belief. @thrillingadv.bsky.social @benblacker.bsky.social
@impq.bsky.social Alice is a national fucking treasure. That is all.
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@impq.bsky.social Alice is a national fucking treasure. That is all.
Lovely adventurous episode of this week’s @impq.bsky.social even though much of it sounds like Dan accidentally butt dialled his own podcast.
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Lovely adventurous episode of this week’s @impq.bsky.social even though much of it sounds like Dan accidentally butt dialled his own podcast.
If there’s anything to learn from the recent influx of AI assisted “what if this song was soul/metal/pop/etc” it’s that most modern western music is all the same, just coloured in differently.
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If there’s anything to learn from the recent influx of AI assisted “what if this song was soul/metal/pop/etc” it’s that most modern western music is all the same, just coloured in differently.
Please go and say hello to my wife, currently at #Essen #Spiel25. As you can see, she’s losing her mind.
#boardgames
#boardgames
In Germany KFC sweetcorn comes with a lovely little butter for you to melt on it and now I feel betrayed. WHAT THE FUCK UK KFC? YOU SUCK
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Please go and say hello to my wife, currently at #Essen #Spiel25. As you can see, she’s losing her mind.
#boardgames
#boardgames
If you’re at #essen #Spiel25 then you could do worse than catching up with my wife @mrspeas.bsky.social who has taken her first #boardgamedesign STYLE to show publishers. It’s only Wednesday and she’s already building up a buzz: ping her a message & get a playtest, it’s great fun! #boardgames
October 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you’re at #essen #Spiel25 then you could do worse than catching up with my wife @mrspeas.bsky.social who has taken her first #boardgamedesign STYLE to show publishers. It’s only Wednesday and she’s already building up a buzz: ping her a message & get a playtest, it’s great fun! #boardgames
I do now feel the need to post this at least once a month.
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I do now feel the need to post this at least once a month.
Heartening pictures of the US crowds protesting today. Hats off to everyone who took part.
October 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Heartening pictures of the US crowds protesting today. Hats off to everyone who took part.
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October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Iron Maiden - Powerslave (If it was Funk)
YouTube video by Conhuir
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Americans I am begging you to sort this out. Your mad racist uncle has shat himself in public again.
Trump to the UN: "I have to say, I look at London where you have a terrible mayor -- terrible terrible mayor -- and it's been so changed, so changed. Now they want to go to Sharia Law ... both their immigration and their suicidal energy ideas will be the death of Western Europe."
September 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Americans I am begging you to sort this out. Your mad racist uncle has shat himself in public again.
@impq.bsky.social ooft, imagine Dan had got to be Steve Harris for the week, being all “I wrote The Evil That Men Do on my own” and stuff. That would have been unforgivable eh
August 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
@impq.bsky.social ooft, imagine Dan had got to be Steve Harris for the week, being all “I wrote The Evil That Men Do on my own” and stuff. That would have been unforgivable eh
@impq.bsky.social oi, don’t give me shit for not including Wrathchild in my Arry Top 10 when none of your other listeners bothered their arse putting Infinite Dreams in theirs…
August 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
@impq.bsky.social oi, don’t give me shit for not including Wrathchild in my Arry Top 10 when none of your other listeners bothered their arse putting Infinite Dreams in theirs…
@impq.bsky.social I bet I’m not the first absolute cunt to remind you that Adrian Smith wrote Sea of Madness and Stranger in a Strange Land without any help from those other losers. If I am, I’m very sorry. Bye!
August 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
@impq.bsky.social I bet I’m not the first absolute cunt to remind you that Adrian Smith wrote Sea of Madness and Stranger in a Strange Land without any help from those other losers. If I am, I’m very sorry. Bye!
What perfect albums came out when you were 16*
* No retrospective cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to
* No retrospective cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to
July 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16*
* No retrospective cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to
* No retrospective cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to
Thanks to @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social for pointing me in the direction of this. It’s pretty amazing. youtu.be/YhjIs2Htzdc?...
T Pain War Pigs
YouTube video by Working 2gether Inc.
youtu.be
July 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Thanks to @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social for pointing me in the direction of this. It’s pretty amazing. youtu.be/YhjIs2Htzdc?...
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Well, definitely not the 70-something former reality TV show star I was hoping would die this week.
July 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Well, definitely not the 70-something former reality TV show star I was hoping would die this week.
RIP Ozzy.
Imagine I said something wry and hilarious to accompany that too.
Thanks.
Imagine I said something wry and hilarious to accompany that too.
Thanks.
July 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
RIP Ozzy.
Imagine I said something wry and hilarious to accompany that too.
Thanks.
Imagine I said something wry and hilarious to accompany that too.
Thanks.