Jake
@tonymagoni.bsky.social
i'm worth a million in prizes
he/him/cis/het
he/him/cis/het
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I'm Andrew Cuomo and I DON'T take no for an answer
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm Andrew Cuomo and I DON'T take no for an answer
The right wing really missed a big opportunity to pretend outrage over the term “heterosexual”
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The right wing really missed a big opportunity to pretend outrage over the term “heterosexual”
Please use my new search engine www.gooble.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Please use my new search engine www.gooble.com
Free, but at what cost
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Free, but at what cost
One of the funniest things about war reenactors is that they’re almost always 50+ years old when all the soldiers they’re pretending to be would have been 25 at most
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
One of the funniest things about war reenactors is that they’re almost always 50+ years old when all the soldiers they’re pretending to be would have been 25 at most
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No matter what you're gonna get the hits; Hamburger Helper & Party In The USA
No matter what you're gonna get the hits; Hamburger Helper & Party In The USA
1 like= 1 hot take. FOOD EDITION IN HONOR OF THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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No matter what you're gonna get the hits; Hamburger Helper & Party In The USA
No matter what you're gonna get the hits; Hamburger Helper & Party In The USA
Man, we just can’t seem to keep listeria and e. Coli and rat shit out of our food, this is a real mystery
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Man, we just can’t seem to keep listeria and e. Coli and rat shit out of our food, this is a real mystery
Uhh, the pilgrims came over here the right way, by not being brown!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Uhh, the pilgrims came over here the right way, by not being brown!!
What kind of vampire is this?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What kind of vampire is this?
Posting on the clock is a time-honored tradition of time theft
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Posting on the clock is a time-honored tradition of time theft
As your lawyer, I advise you to post through it
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As your lawyer, I advise you to post through it
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Bro no work is getting done today 😂
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Bro no work is getting done today 😂
Welcome to my epic vulgar roast party. Grok, take it away…
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Welcome to my epic vulgar roast party. Grok, take it away…
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grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast
When you come at Mark Wahlberg and hit Mark Walberg instead
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When you come at Mark Wahlberg and hit Mark Walberg instead
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Two children have been killed every day in Gaza since the so-called ceasefire began.
Why has this disappeared from the headlines?
The genocide never ended — and our government is still complicit.
End all arms sales to Israel, now.
Why has this disappeared from the headlines?
The genocide never ended — and our government is still complicit.
End all arms sales to Israel, now.
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Two children have been killed every day in Gaza since the so-called ceasefire began.
Why has this disappeared from the headlines?
The genocide never ended — and our government is still complicit.
End all arms sales to Israel, now.
Why has this disappeared from the headlines?
The genocide never ended — and our government is still complicit.
End all arms sales to Israel, now.
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That substitute teacher is a murderer
A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers.
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
Heartbroken family of trans teen speaks out about how bullying led to his death
The family of trans Iowa student Miles Phipps has spoken out about bullying following losing their son to suicide. He was just 15-years-old.
www.thepinknews.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
That substitute teacher is a murderer
I did my first c-section at home on the dining room table while after watching several YouTube tutorials
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I did my first c-section at home on the dining room table while after watching several YouTube tutorials
I don’t watch foreign language movies because what if the people in the movie are talking about me?
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I don’t watch foreign language movies because what if the people in the movie are talking about me?
Ok, who’s ready for my harvest
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ok, who’s ready for my harvest
Whoa, just found out that I own the whole Shakespeare back catalogue. Lots of people are gonna owe big time
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Whoa, just found out that I own the whole Shakespeare back catalogue. Lots of people are gonna owe big time
In the 70s, you could write a song called like “Funky Bus”, give it a sick bass line, and just ride that success for fifty years
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
In the 70s, you could write a song called like “Funky Bus”, give it a sick bass line, and just ride that success for fifty years
White supremacists love to whine about how their white culture is under attack, but they never say why that’s a bad thing
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
White supremacists love to whine about how their white culture is under attack, but they never say why that’s a bad thing