Tony Morris
@tony.morriscloud.com
Husband, Father, Software Engineer, Coach, Occasional Genius, Fact Maker.
I like college football, video games, and funny things.
I like college football, video games, and funny things.
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Tony Morris
@tony.morriscloud.com
· Nov 9
I’m a lifelong Browns fan and even I’m amazed at how we continue to lose in special ways
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m a lifelong Browns fan and even I’m amazed at how we continue to lose in special ways
Nothing wakes you up at 4am like the sound of a dog vomiting
October 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Nothing wakes you up at 4am like the sound of a dog vomiting
The commercial guy has an assistant at the Ohio State game. This seems superfluous
September 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The commercial guy has an assistant at the Ohio State game. This seems superfluous
Presented without context
August 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Presented without context
Equalizer is just Home Alone for grown ups
July 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Equalizer is just Home Alone for grown ups
No one will ever ask me about creating and publishing pages on SharePoint, @microsoft.com
June 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
No one will ever ask me about creating and publishing pages on SharePoint, @microsoft.com
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Happy Opening Day
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy Opening Day
The Matilda musical legitimately has me scared of a little girl
February 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Matilda musical legitimately has me scared of a little girl
Me, three days ago: “8 of the 10 people that went out to dinner a week ago got norovirus. How my wife and I didn’t get it, I’ll never know”
Today: you’ll never believe this
Today: you’ll never believe this
February 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Me, three days ago: “8 of the 10 people that went out to dinner a week ago got norovirus. How my wife and I didn’t get it, I’ll never know”
Today: you’ll never believe this
Today: you’ll never believe this
“No one will ever give you credit for anything, so take it for yourself” is my personal pep talk to all my friends
Because there are too many absolutely shitty people with unwavering confidence, you should be hyping up and encouraging your friends as often as you can
Remind them they are talented and capable
Let them know they make this world a better place
Remind them they are talented and capable
Let them know they make this world a better place
February 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
“No one will ever give you credit for anything, so take it for yourself” is my personal pep talk to all my friends
Big moment in parenting when the 5yo picks Earthbound to play
Unfortunately he can’t read very well, so I’m his transcription service
Unfortunately he can’t read very well, so I’m his transcription service
February 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Big moment in parenting when the 5yo picks Earthbound to play
Unfortunately he can’t read very well, so I’m his transcription service
Unfortunately he can’t read very well, so I’m his transcription service
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
This is my kinda content
February 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This is my kinda content
Does everyone realize that airplane bathrooms are “gender neutral”
America is not okay
America is not okay
NEW: Under the Trump administration, the Office for Civil Rights has shifted its focus to removing gender-neutral bathrooms, banning transgender athletes from women’s sports and prioritizing complaints alleging discrimination against white students.
“We’ve Been Essentially Muzzled”: Department of Education Halts Thousands of Civil Rights Investigations Under Trump
Since Inauguration Day, the Office for Civil Rights has only opened about 20 investigations focused on Trump’s priorities, placing more than 10,000 student complaints related to disability access and ...
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February 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Does everyone realize that airplane bathrooms are “gender neutral”
America is not okay
America is not okay
Day 2 of the 9yo being home for a “sore throat” that doesn’t SEEM so bad but she’s got a fever of 101. Hooray
February 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Day 2 of the 9yo being home for a “sore throat” that doesn’t SEEM so bad but she’s got a fever of 101. Hooray
Fox should get a round of applause for the scorebug
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fox should get a round of applause for the scorebug
Does bet365 intentionally look like Subway
February 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Does bet365 intentionally look like Subway
One of my favorite things is pulling apart homemade nachos and just hunting for that perfect pull
February 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
One of my favorite things is pulling apart homemade nachos and just hunting for that perfect pull
How is it possible that the Max app on my NVIDIA Shield is the ONLY APP that cannot remember my credentials… ever? And it doesn’t realize this until it’s time to play something.
Truly an unbelievable failure of authentication flows. I’m all for security, but this is shockingly bad.
Truly an unbelievable failure of authentication flows. I’m all for security, but this is shockingly bad.
February 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How is it possible that the Max app on my NVIDIA Shield is the ONLY APP that cannot remember my credentials… ever? And it doesn’t realize this until it’s time to play something.
Truly an unbelievable failure of authentication flows. I’m all for security, but this is shockingly bad.
Truly an unbelievable failure of authentication flows. I’m all for security, but this is shockingly bad.
This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in college football
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in college football
Omg how brown is Saban’s hair
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Omg how brown is Saban’s hair
Did CBS just leave the Denver/KC game because it was too boring lol
January 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Did CBS just leave the Denver/KC game because it was too boring lol
I’m watching NBC’s NYE coverage and it’s just ChiveTV right?
January 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m watching NBC’s NYE coverage and it’s just ChiveTV right?
That Capital One commercial with John Travolta as Santa-Who-Definitely-Fucks is really bothering me
December 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
That Capital One commercial with John Travolta as Santa-Who-Definitely-Fucks is really bothering me
I didn’t know Raiola had that kinda dawg in him
December 28, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I didn’t know Raiola had that kinda dawg in him