Toner McSmooth
@tonermcsmooth.bsky.social
Mind like a teenager, brain like a sieve. Mouth like a charlatan and body like a geriatric.
Truth, justice, liberty, a bikepath on every street. And a hard boiled egg.
Views are my own. Because who else would want to claim them?
Truth, justice, liberty, a bikepath on every street. And a hard boiled egg.
Views are my own. Because who else would want to claim them?
The monkey paw was listening when I told Santa I wanted to see Australia bowl on Boxing Day.
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The monkey paw was listening when I told Santa I wanted to see Australia bowl on Boxing Day.
Shouldn't have taken that lunch break.
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Shouldn't have taken that lunch break.
Way back in the early days of this test Starc's 7-fer would have made him a shoe-in for MotM. Tough choice now after THead's knock. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Way back in the early days of this test Starc's 7-fer would have made him a shoe-in for MotM. Tough choice now after THead's knock. #Ashes
If this match has taught me anything, it is that a collapse is imminent. Well done, England on getting 9-12 to secure the victory. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
If this match has taught me anything, it is that a collapse is imminent. Well done, England on getting 9-12 to secure the victory. #Ashes
I thought Mr Burns told Travis to shave those sideburns...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I thought Mr Burns told Travis to shave those sideburns...
Is Jordan Peterson still a thing?
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Is Jordan Peterson still a thing?
Friday optimism from PTV.
October 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Friday optimism from PTV.
Are we still doing can checks? Either way - TFIF to all who celebrate!
May 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Are we still doing can checks? Either way - TFIF to all who celebrate!
Relating to Schroedinger while waiting for my rail replacement bus. These buses exist in two states simultaneously - early, or late. There is no way of knowing which is correct until it turns up. It is never on time.
April 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Relating to Schroedinger while waiting for my rail replacement bus. These buses exist in two states simultaneously - early, or late. There is no way of knowing which is correct until it turns up. It is never on time.
Off to the footy tonight. Historically that means Swans will lose, but I am hoping to buck the trend of my attendance being a curse. #bloods
April 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Off to the footy tonight. Historically that means Swans will lose, but I am hoping to buck the trend of my attendance being a curse. #bloods
Smoked cheddar, and a gibson Martini. Works well. Very well.
March 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Smoked cheddar, and a gibson Martini. Works well. Very well.
Me: assure me that this is not a scam.
Scammer: this is not a scam.
Me: can you appreciate that this is not very assuring?
I got to level 2 (the manager) before they hung up on me.
I'm just lonely on a Friday night. I enjoyed the company.
Scammer: this is not a scam.
Me: can you appreciate that this is not very assuring?
I got to level 2 (the manager) before they hung up on me.
I'm just lonely on a Friday night. I enjoyed the company.
March 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Me: assure me that this is not a scam.
Scammer: this is not a scam.
Me: can you appreciate that this is not very assuring?
I got to level 2 (the manager) before they hung up on me.
I'm just lonely on a Friday night. I enjoyed the company.
Scammer: this is not a scam.
Me: can you appreciate that this is not very assuring?
I got to level 2 (the manager) before they hung up on me.
I'm just lonely on a Friday night. I enjoyed the company.
I would bet a frosty pint would be really good right about now. There's a lot to be said for a frosty pint.
March 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I would bet a frosty pint would be really good right about now. There's a lot to be said for a frosty pint.
Gald they have called the election. Now politicians can start dedicating their days to campaigning. Like they definitely have not been doing for months.
March 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Gald they have called the election. Now politicians can start dedicating their days to campaigning. Like they definitely have not been doing for months.
Reposted by Toner McSmooth
"Most of the time, I feel a little bit sorry for people who make horrendous translation mistakes. This is not one of those times."
The now-legendary blogpost parsing 'Gorm Chónaí Ábhar" by Audrey Nickel:
thegeekygaeilgeoir.wordpress.com/2017/09/06/e...
The now-legendary blogpost parsing 'Gorm Chónaí Ábhar" by Audrey Nickel:
thegeekygaeilgeoir.wordpress.com/2017/09/06/e...
Even Racists Got the Blues
Most of the time, I feel a little bit sorry for people who make horrendous translation mistakes. This is not one of those times.
thegeekygaeilgeoir.wordpress.com
March 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Most of the time, I feel a little bit sorry for people who make horrendous translation mistakes. This is not one of those times."
The now-legendary blogpost parsing 'Gorm Chónaí Ábhar" by Audrey Nickel:
thegeekygaeilgeoir.wordpress.com/2017/09/06/e...
The now-legendary blogpost parsing 'Gorm Chónaí Ábhar" by Audrey Nickel:
thegeekygaeilgeoir.wordpress.com/2017/09/06/e...