Jordan
@tonegroan.bsky.social
ALRIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING 🤩
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
ALRIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING 🤩
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1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. It's all small stuff.
3. So don't sweat. Don't. Sweat. Don't you freaking sweat.
4. I saw that.
5. Had to be a bigshot, eh? Had to be a cowboy.
6. I'm calling the Sweat Cops.
7. Damn right I'll testify.
2. It's all small stuff.
3. So don't sweat. Don't. Sweat. Don't you freaking sweat.
4. I saw that.
5. Had to be a bigshot, eh? Had to be a cowboy.
6. I'm calling the Sweat Cops.
7. Damn right I'll testify.
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. It's all small stuff.
3. So don't sweat. Don't. Sweat. Don't you freaking sweat.
4. I saw that.
5. Had to be a bigshot, eh? Had to be a cowboy.
6. I'm calling the Sweat Cops.
7. Damn right I'll testify.
2. It's all small stuff.
3. So don't sweat. Don't. Sweat. Don't you freaking sweat.
4. I saw that.
5. Had to be a bigshot, eh? Had to be a cowboy.
6. I'm calling the Sweat Cops.
7. Damn right I'll testify.
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Every 30 years! Without fail! The Seattle Mariners!
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Every 30 years! Without fail! The Seattle Mariners!
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Album of the Decade so far IMHO
On this date in 2021, Little Simz - 'Sometimes I Might Be Introvert' was released.
📈 #2 for 2021, #226 overall
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📈 #2 for 2021, #226 overall
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September 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Album of the Decade so far IMHO
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The TIME is now! Help us riff Timecop in theaters nationwide on @Kickstarter - rifftrax.com/kickstarter
March 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The TIME is now! Help us riff Timecop in theaters nationwide on @Kickstarter - rifftrax.com/kickstarter
I love social media and I am very good at it ❤️
January 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love social media and I am very good at it ❤️
Febreze: How's your gag reflex? 🤢
January 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Febreze: How's your gag reflex? 🤢
What has been the best year of the past 25 (2000-2024)?
Personally or globally
Personally or globally
January 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What has been the best year of the past 25 (2000-2024)?
Personally or globally
Personally or globally
2025 is going to be the year I stop "exceeding" expectations at work and start "subverting" them instead.
December 31, 2024 at 3:42 PM
2025 is going to be the year I stop "exceeding" expectations at work and start "subverting" them instead.
So nice of you to come up and sneeze at me
December 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
So nice of you to come up and sneeze at me
OKAY I took a stupid shower for my dumb mental health 🙄😤
December 30, 2024 at 4:14 PM
OKAY I took a stupid shower for my dumb mental health 🙄😤
straight up "bjorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My Hidden Place
December 30, 2024 at 1:36 AM
straight up "bjorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My Hidden Place
I want to see Ed Norton do some Smoochy songs in his Pete Seeger getup in A Complete Unknown
a person in a purple costume is standing next to a mascot .
ALT: a person in a purple costume is standing next to a mascot .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I want to see Ed Norton do some Smoochy songs in his Pete Seeger getup in A Complete Unknown
As if you don't already know. Don't play coy with me, Max
December 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
As if you don't already know. Don't play coy with me, Max
Now I'm imagining someone frantically on the phone trying to cancel their orders
"I need you to cancel the swans! She's already mad at me about all the hens! I did not think this through!"
"I need you to cancel the swans! She's already mad at me about all the hens! I did not think this through!"
TWELVE days of Christmas??
In THIS economy??
In THIS economy??
December 12, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Now I'm imagining someone frantically on the phone trying to cancel their orders
"I need you to cancel the swans! She's already mad at me about all the hens! I did not think this through!"
"I need you to cancel the swans! She's already mad at me about all the hens! I did not think this through!"
TWELVE days of Christmas??
In THIS economy??
In THIS economy??
December 12, 2024 at 9:18 PM
TWELVE days of Christmas??
In THIS economy??
In THIS economy??
Not to be salty, but over-embellished vocal jazz Xmas tunes have had it too good for too long.
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Not to be salty, but over-embellished vocal jazz Xmas tunes have had it too good for too long.
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
Is this a good time to mention that I've updated my Privacy Policy too?
November 27, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Is this a good time to mention that I've updated my Privacy Policy too?
Saying "petites" like "pea-tights" from now on
November 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Saying "petites" like "pea-tights" from now on
¡El nuevo álbum de San Vicente es muy bueno!
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
¡El nuevo álbum de San Vicente es muy bueno!
Checking social media today.
Bluesky and Fediverse: devastated
X: elated
FaceBook: make sure you go out and vote tomorrow!
Bluesky and Fediverse: devastated
X: elated
FaceBook: make sure you go out and vote tomorrow!
November 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Checking social media today.
Bluesky and Fediverse: devastated
X: elated
FaceBook: make sure you go out and vote tomorrow!
Bluesky and Fediverse: devastated
X: elated
FaceBook: make sure you go out and vote tomorrow!