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Jordan
@tonegroan.bsky.social
Fka jord_games on whatever Twitter is now called

Find Me Elsewhere:
https://maglit.me/findmeelsewhere
ALRIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING 🤩
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. It's all small stuff.
3. So don't sweat. Don't. Sweat. Don't you freaking sweat.
4. I saw that.
5. Had to be a bigshot, eh? Had to be a cowboy.
6. I'm calling the Sweat Cops.
7. Damn right I'll testify.
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Every 30 years! Without fail! The Seattle Mariners!
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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mariners won
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Album of the Decade so far IMHO
On this date in 2021, Little Simz - 'Sometimes I Might Be Introvert' was released.

📈 #2 for 2021, #226 overall

rateyourmusic.com/release/albu...
September 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The TIME is now! Help us riff Timecop in theaters nationwide on @Kickstarter - rifftrax.com/kickstarter
March 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love social media and I am very good at it ❤️
January 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Febreze: How's your gag reflex? 🤢
January 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What has been the best year of the past 25 (2000-2024)?
Personally or globally
January 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
2025 is going to be the year I stop "exceeding" expectations at work and start "subverting" them instead.
December 31, 2024 at 3:42 PM
So nice of you to come up and sneeze at me
December 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
OKAY I took a stupid shower for my dumb mental health 🙄😤
December 30, 2024 at 4:14 PM
straight up "bjorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My Hidden Place
December 30, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I want to see Ed Norton do some Smoochy songs in his Pete Seeger getup in A Complete Unknown
a person in a purple costume is standing next to a mascot .
ALT: a person in a purple costume is standing next to a mascot .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
As if you don't already know. Don't play coy with me, Max
December 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Me when I post obscure #oc that gets zero likes on a new social media site
December 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
December 15, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Now I'm imagining someone frantically on the phone trying to cancel their orders
"I need you to cancel the swans! She's already mad at me about all the hens! I did not think this through!"
TWELVE days of Christmas??
In THIS economy??
December 12, 2024 at 9:32 PM
TWELVE days of Christmas??
In THIS economy??
December 12, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Not to be salty, but over-embellished vocal jazz Xmas tunes have had it too good for too long.
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Is this a good time to mention that I've updated my Privacy Policy too?
November 27, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Saying "petites" like "pea-tights" from now on
November 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
¡El nuevo álbum de San Vicente es muy bueno!
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Checking social media today.

Bluesky and Fediverse: devastated
X: elated
FaceBook: make sure you go out and vote tomorrow!
November 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM