Tom
@tomwjh.bsky.social
Former Wiggum. Current Pint Guide. Looking for my next gimmick on BlueSky!
#NFFC | #Pints | #Nottingham | #BasfordUnited
#NFFC | #Pints | #Nottingham | #BasfordUnited
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Nottingham Forest become the first football club to ever win three successive penalty shoot-outs in three consecutive rounds of the FA Cup (4th, 5th and 6th round) - and they are going to Wembley for the semi-final.
March 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Nottingham Forest become the first football club to ever win three successive penalty shoot-outs in three consecutive rounds of the FA Cup (4th, 5th and 6th round) - and they are going to Wembley for the semi-final.
Ally McCoist’s little “there’s a ball for ye” comment when MGW sprayed that ball 50 yards to Hudson-Odoi is one of my favourite pieces of commentary ever. A perfect bit of foreshadowing. Excellent little interjection hinting at something to come, and my word, it sure did!
March 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Ally McCoist’s little “there’s a ball for ye” comment when MGW sprayed that ball 50 yards to Hudson-Odoi is one of my favourite pieces of commentary ever. A perfect bit of foreshadowing. Excellent little interjection hinting at something to come, and my word, it sure did!
One of those mornings where you wake up and take stock of the miracle we’re witnessing right now
Sat with a cup of tea on the garden, basking in the sunshine, thinking about how #NFFC just beat the PL champions to remain in third with 10 games to go
We must soak-up every remaining second of this!
Sat with a cup of tea on the garden, basking in the sunshine, thinking about how #NFFC just beat the PL champions to remain in third with 10 games to go
We must soak-up every remaining second of this!
March 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
One of those mornings where you wake up and take stock of the miracle we’re witnessing right now
Sat with a cup of tea on the garden, basking in the sunshine, thinking about how #NFFC just beat the PL champions to remain in third with 10 games to go
We must soak-up every remaining second of this!
Sat with a cup of tea on the garden, basking in the sunshine, thinking about how #NFFC just beat the PL champions to remain in third with 10 games to go
We must soak-up every remaining second of this!
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
For anyone keeping score, the world is full of evil, nothing good is possible, cheats and liars always prosper, and if you have kids, tell them to be as dishonest and horrible to other people as possible. It’s really serving a lot of people quite well at the minute.
March 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
For anyone keeping score, the world is full of evil, nothing good is possible, cheats and liars always prosper, and if you have kids, tell them to be as dishonest and horrible to other people as possible. It’s really serving a lot of people quite well at the minute.
Sometimes when my Men’s Mental Health plunges through the floor. I just like to listen to absolute nonsense. Just the absolute pinnacle of shit-talking. Nothing has ever been less coherent and it’s the most reassuring thing going.
Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
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March 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sometimes when my Men’s Mental Health plunges through the floor. I just like to listen to absolute nonsense. Just the absolute pinnacle of shit-talking. Nothing has ever been less coherent and it’s the most reassuring thing going.
We could cure Men’s Mental Health overnight if we just binned off this utter shite…
February 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We could cure Men’s Mental Health overnight if we just binned off this utter shite…
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5 out of the top 7 lost this weekend.
If there was ever a good time to lose a game (which there isnt!) this was it.
Plus the 2nd half stats showed that we can play a different way.
#positivity
If there was ever a good time to lose a game (which there isnt!) this was it.
Plus the 2nd half stats showed that we can play a different way.
#positivity
February 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
5 out of the top 7 lost this weekend.
If there was ever a good time to lose a game (which there isnt!) this was it.
Plus the 2nd half stats showed that we can play a different way.
#positivity
If there was ever a good time to lose a game (which there isnt!) this was it.
Plus the 2nd half stats showed that we can play a different way.
#positivity
Momentum is the biggest thing in football. To me, that 1st-half no longer exists.
What does exist, however, is that 2nd half. We pinned an extremely good side in their own half for 45 minutes and scored twice.
Pick up from there on Wednesday, finish what we started today, and we’re laughing! #NFFC
What does exist, however, is that 2nd half. We pinned an extremely good side in their own half for 45 minutes and scored twice.
Pick up from there on Wednesday, finish what we started today, and we’re laughing! #NFFC
February 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Momentum is the biggest thing in football. To me, that 1st-half no longer exists.
What does exist, however, is that 2nd half. We pinned an extremely good side in their own half for 45 minutes and scored twice.
Pick up from there on Wednesday, finish what we started today, and we’re laughing! #NFFC
What does exist, however, is that 2nd half. We pinned an extremely good side in their own half for 45 minutes and scored twice.
Pick up from there on Wednesday, finish what we started today, and we’re laughing! #NFFC
Question for America:
Why are you just letting this loser do all this? World’s biggest dork and he’s just giving you the runaround…
Have none of you considered giving him a wedgie? Or flushing his head down the toilet? Would sort him right out.
Why are you just letting this loser do all this? World’s biggest dork and he’s just giving you the runaround…
Have none of you considered giving him a wedgie? Or flushing his head down the toilet? Would sort him right out.
February 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Question for America:
Why are you just letting this loser do all this? World’s biggest dork and he’s just giving you the runaround…
Have none of you considered giving him a wedgie? Or flushing his head down the toilet? Would sort him right out.
Why are you just letting this loser do all this? World’s biggest dork and he’s just giving you the runaround…
Have none of you considered giving him a wedgie? Or flushing his head down the toilet? Would sort him right out.
Think a few years ago I made a case for backfilling America. I’d like to now make this case again…
Just park loads and loads of lorries on the Canadian and Mexican borders and have them tip a load of absolute shite off. Might take a few trips but reckon we could do it.
Just park loads and loads of lorries on the Canadian and Mexican borders and have them tip a load of absolute shite off. Might take a few trips but reckon we could do it.
February 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think a few years ago I made a case for backfilling America. I’d like to now make this case again…
Just park loads and loads of lorries on the Canadian and Mexican borders and have them tip a load of absolute shite off. Might take a few trips but reckon we could do it.
Just park loads and loads of lorries on the Canadian and Mexican borders and have them tip a load of absolute shite off. Might take a few trips but reckon we could do it.
When they find out which city this asteroid is gonna clart, they should do the draw like this…
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When they find out which city this asteroid is gonna clart, they should do the draw like this…
Something bizarrely comforting about watching this asteroid’s chance of an earth collision rise by the day. Arguably one of the lighter news stories of 2025…
JUST IN: NASA says there's now a 3.1% chance an asteroid will hit Earth in 2032, up from 2.6% yesterday.
This is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received, surpassing 2.7% in 2004
This is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received, surpassing 2.7% in 2004
February 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Something bizarrely comforting about watching this asteroid’s chance of an earth collision rise by the day. Arguably one of the lighter news stories of 2025…
Hardened news writer/journo - but just feeling incredibly bleak about literally everything
World’s run by absolute tosspots and nothing is getting better. Would lose my job if I spoke honestly about certain individuals (same ones who hate cancel culture, lol). And that’s how the bad guys win, baby!
World’s run by absolute tosspots and nothing is getting better. Would lose my job if I spoke honestly about certain individuals (same ones who hate cancel culture, lol). And that’s how the bad guys win, baby!
February 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hardened news writer/journo - but just feeling incredibly bleak about literally everything
World’s run by absolute tosspots and nothing is getting better. Would lose my job if I spoke honestly about certain individuals (same ones who hate cancel culture, lol). And that’s how the bad guys win, baby!
World’s run by absolute tosspots and nothing is getting better. Would lose my job if I spoke honestly about certain individuals (same ones who hate cancel culture, lol). And that’s how the bad guys win, baby!
For the second game in a row, The Gedling Inn have a run a free pint offer involving Forest. And, for the second game in a row, they’re having to foot the bill…
Have to absolutely admire the commitment #NFFC have to bankrupting this local, independent pub.
Have to absolutely admire the commitment #NFFC have to bankrupting this local, independent pub.
February 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
For the second game in a row, The Gedling Inn have a run a free pint offer involving Forest. And, for the second game in a row, they’re having to foot the bill…
Have to absolutely admire the commitment #NFFC have to bankrupting this local, independent pub.
Have to absolutely admire the commitment #NFFC have to bankrupting this local, independent pub.
Crying. Elon doing nothing to stop Kanye from posting the most awful and insane pro-Nazi shit on Twitter in the last 24 hours - then gets absolutely shafted by him.
Hopefully this will help a few more folk put two and two together…
Hopefully this will help a few more folk put two and two together…
February 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Crying. Elon doing nothing to stop Kanye from posting the most awful and insane pro-Nazi shit on Twitter in the last 24 hours - then gets absolutely shafted by him.
Hopefully this will help a few more folk put two and two together…
Hopefully this will help a few more folk put two and two together…
We need to ban Americans from saying “twat”. There’s no “O” in that word. The harsh ‘ah’ sound in the middle is integral to the whole thing.
Don’t say it if you can’t say it…
Don’t say it if you can’t say it…
February 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We need to ban Americans from saying “twat”. There’s no “O” in that word. The harsh ‘ah’ sound in the middle is integral to the whole thing.
Don’t say it if you can’t say it…
Don’t say it if you can’t say it…
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Still very much miss #SoccerAM on the box every Saturday. I recently found their old, defunct website - which gives a summary of every episode between 2004-2007.
Has it aged well? Erm…
Has it aged well? Erm…
November 30, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Still very much miss #SoccerAM on the box every Saturday. I recently found their old, defunct website - which gives a summary of every episode between 2004-2007.
Has it aged well? Erm…
Has it aged well? Erm…
How it feels to receive a good appraisal at work when you have a terminal case of imposter syndrome…
February 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How it feels to receive a good appraisal at work when you have a terminal case of imposter syndrome…
All the silly bastards who moan about working from home only show themselves up, don’t they?
“Oh all the WFH lot do is slack off and stay in bed and watch telly.”
You might. But us decent folk actually have a bit of pride and put a shift in wherever we work.
Sorry you’re an undisciplined loser…
“Oh all the WFH lot do is slack off and stay in bed and watch telly.”
You might. But us decent folk actually have a bit of pride and put a shift in wherever we work.
Sorry you’re an undisciplined loser…
February 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
All the silly bastards who moan about working from home only show themselves up, don’t they?
“Oh all the WFH lot do is slack off and stay in bed and watch telly.”
You might. But us decent folk actually have a bit of pride and put a shift in wherever we work.
Sorry you’re an undisciplined loser…
“Oh all the WFH lot do is slack off and stay in bed and watch telly.”
You might. But us decent folk actually have a bit of pride and put a shift in wherever we work.
Sorry you’re an undisciplined loser…
Can see it getting to 18:00 on Monday, Forest still not having anyone through the door, and Mr. Marinakis just saying “fuck it, six-month loan for this fella”.
Very funny that he was probably have to fax the paperwork to himself as well. Get it done, youth…
#NFFC | #DeadlineDay
Very funny that he was probably have to fax the paperwork to himself as well. Get it done, youth…
#NFFC | #DeadlineDay
El Kaabi with a quick brace and it’s 2-0 Olympiakos over Qarabag. We’re in 8th at the moment in the Europa League live table… 🔴⚪️ #UEL
January 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Can see it getting to 18:00 on Monday, Forest still not having anyone through the door, and Mr. Marinakis just saying “fuck it, six-month loan for this fella”.
Very funny that he was probably have to fax the paperwork to himself as well. Get it done, youth…
#NFFC | #DeadlineDay
Very funny that he was probably have to fax the paperwork to himself as well. Get it done, youth…
#NFFC | #DeadlineDay
It’s official. I’ve entered my DMAs era. About 10 years after the rest of the planet but I’m fine with that - what a fucking band, man…
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s official. I’ve entered my DMAs era. About 10 years after the rest of the planet but I’m fine with that - what a fucking band, man…
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Hey! I’ll be in #Cornwall on Sat 22 Feb and have the day to myself. Which game from these four shall I go and watch?
1) Plymouth vs Cardiff (TL)
2) St. Day’s vs Newquay (TR)
3) Truro vs Slough (BL)
4) Penzance vs Bude (BR)
#PAFC #CCFC #Pilgrims #Bluebirds #Newquay #TCFC #Truro #Penzance
1) Plymouth vs Cardiff (TL)
2) St. Day’s vs Newquay (TR)
3) Truro vs Slough (BL)
4) Penzance vs Bude (BR)
#PAFC #CCFC #Pilgrims #Bluebirds #Newquay #TCFC #Truro #Penzance
January 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM