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Tom
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Former Wiggum. Current Pint Guide. Looking for my next gimmick on BlueSky!

#NFFC | #Pints | #Nottingham | #BasfordUnited
We could cure Men’s Mental Health overnight if we just binned off this utter shite…
February 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When they find out which city this asteroid is gonna clart, they should do the draw like this…
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
For the second game in a row, The Gedling Inn have a run a free pint offer involving Forest. And, for the second game in a row, they’re having to foot the bill…

Have to absolutely admire the commitment #NFFC have to bankrupting this local, independent pub.
February 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Crying. Elon doing nothing to stop Kanye from posting the most awful and insane pro-Nazi shit on Twitter in the last 24 hours - then gets absolutely shafted by him.

Hopefully this will help a few more folk put two and two together…
February 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How it feels to receive a good appraisal at work when you have a terminal case of imposter syndrome…
February 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A great, great time to be alive #NFFC
February 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hey! I’ll be in #Cornwall on Sat 22 Feb and have the day to myself. Which game from these four shall I go and watch?

1) Plymouth vs Cardiff (TL)
2) St. Day’s vs Newquay (TR)
3) Truro vs Slough (BL)
4) Penzance vs Bude (BR)

#PAFC #CCFC #Pilgrims #Bluebirds #Newquay #TCFC #Truro #Penzance
January 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Will be doing a lot more ironic “anti-woke” posts now, after I successfully found the Sean Dyche Wall last week!
January 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
They’ve turned our bread woke now…
January 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Me ignoring the warning lights on my dashboard…
January 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sorry, this would have been the best outcome for #MOTD.

Should keep Norton’s format too:

- Celeb guests: Have Brad Pitt analyse Brentford’s press

- Keep the red chair: Fling Arne Slot out of it when he mentions #NFFC

- Live studio audience: To provide laughter over the Southampton highlights.
January 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My old University, Leeds Trinity, was on University Challenge last night. The reviews are in…
December 28, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Me watching Spurs trying to catch Anthony Elanga offside…

#NFFC | #COYR
December 26, 2024 at 10:18 PM
The woke mob won’t like it, but Santa put a copy of Nuts, a £25 pub voucher, and a crate of San Miguel under the tree for me this year. We got are country back!
December 25, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Nobody has ever been more locked in than Michael Scott negotiating his return to Dundee Mifflin. Absolute clinic from the boy…

#TheOffice | #USOffice
December 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Absolutely buzzing to walk past The Thurland this evening. Black Eye Friday and early finishes all over the city. Absolute fucking carnage…
December 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Me negotiating these final hours of work before Christmas…
December 20, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Hey team. Got another reel up on my Instagram page (@nottinghampintguide - go follow!)

You can get five pints for less than £15 from five different pubs in town, throughout the week. Decent idea for a pub crawl over Christmas!

#Nottingham | #HappyHour | #Pints

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December 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
My Dad has started drinking in a new local and he’s made a friend, who goes by the name “Pot Hole”.

He’s since taken to posting Facebook statuses about their nights in the boozer, like a teenager in 2009. It’s both very funny and very endearing…
December 14, 2024 at 9:58 AM
They’re calling it Super Saturday…

💛 Basford beat Halifax on pens
🔴 Forest beat United at Old Trafford
💷 I won £80 off a £2 bet
🍻 Hooch chasers started following the pints…
December 8, 2024 at 9:10 AM
A day that simply defied belief at @basfordutdfc.bsky.social - not only did the Ambers knock-out a team two divisions above them… but this ice cream van turned up in the middle of Storm Darragh.

Hope. It springs eternal! 😂
December 7, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Me and the fellas turning up at the City Ground to watch #NFFC put Rob Edwards on the dole next month…
December 2, 2024 at 7:31 PM
CHRIS WOOD TIME,
DONT LET THE GOALS END,
CHRIS WOOD TIME,
DONT LET THE GOALS END

#NFFC | #COYR | #Forest
December 2, 2024 at 8:37 AM
I’m sorry, but if Ryan Yates was the captain of The Titanic, he guides the fucker to safety AND two-foots the iceberg back to the Arctic Circle.

My skipper. He’s better than yours ❤️ | #NFFC | #COYR | #YouReds
November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Still very much miss #SoccerAM on the box every Saturday. I recently found their old, defunct website - which gives a summary of every episode between 2004-2007.

Has it aged well? Erm…
November 30, 2024 at 10:03 AM