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"Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never ever eat pears!”
“Remember, hate is always foolish, but love is always wise”
“Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind."
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Three rogues of a larger group…
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Wouldn’t it be great if someone OTHER than racists got pandered to once in a while? Why do they get all the pandering? Wouldn’t it be nice to live in a society where the “concerns” of people who AREN’T semi-literate piss-blooded wife-beaters were treated as a priority?
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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And I have no plans to stop.

#ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_FilesNOW
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Here’s your Epstein Hoax
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@lunarantic.bsky.social It wasn't Jack Black, it was Brian Blessed!
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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With the great actor Colin Jeavons #sherlockholmes #houseofcards #dennispotter #actor
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I'm reposting this photo to ask a question: Is Trump's obsession with gold some kind of Louis the Sun King delusion? Like he wants to pretend he lives in Versailles, but because his decorating style is an Atlantic City jumble sale, he turns everything into a gold plated shitbox?
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face...
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Dementia J. Trump can’t even get through a sentence when all he has to do is read it. This is guy is sundowning pretty fast. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Trump spent hours and hours alone with a female child inside a sex trafficker's home who trafficked little girls for sex. Let it bake in your mind. It's a fact that was emailed by the sex trafficker "Epstein" 5 years before Trump became President the first time. 5 years, so this isn't politics folks
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Rewatch: LIE TO ME PART 1 is now up on the RE-VAMPED WITH JULIET LANDAU Podcast!

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November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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POP QUIZ: WHO IS THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET AND WHY IS IT DONALD TRUMP? MAYBE BECAUSE THE DETERIORATING FUCKWIT (WHO SMELLS LIKE A "RIPE" DIAPER) ALWAYS MANAGES TO ACT LIKE A COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST IN WHICH I LAY THIS OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4omtSpg
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Hancock's Half Hour the radio series first aired on this date in 1954.
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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TOTTIE - THE STORY OF A DOLL'S HOUSE (1984): Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin's Smallfilms, home to Bagpuss and The Clangers, gave us this charming series about the inhabitants of a doll's house. Young viewers weren't prepared for a favourite character's death by immolation...
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The federal criminal justice system is being systematically dismantled and destroyed piece by piece and turned into a mob boss’s network of corrupt consiglieres and thugs, where good people simply doing their jobs are rooted out and eradicated.
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Farage isn’t a politician; he’s a peddler of prejudice. His racism isn’t subtle, it’s the main act dressed as “straight talking.” A fascist tribute act leading a racist sewer called Reform UK, bigots posing as patriots, fuelled by xenophobia, arrogance, and hate.
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM