VasecTommy
@tomnaciousd.bsky.social
My budget is tighter than your pussy
Of course Santa’s gonna come on titty Tuesday
December 25, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Of course Santa’s gonna come on titty Tuesday
Setting up to take off with my music freaks in January. I’m gonna finally finish all those projects that get left behind
December 4, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Setting up to take off with my music freaks in January. I’m gonna finally finish all those projects that get left behind
“Thank you for reaching out about ________! Your email means a lot to us, but we’re gonna ignore it. Thank you for your business!”
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 AM
“Thank you for reaching out about ________! Your email means a lot to us, but we’re gonna ignore it. Thank you for your business!”
Damn girl are you Black Friday cuz you’re pretty fucking special
November 29, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Damn girl are you Black Friday cuz you’re pretty fucking special
I got 99 problems and seeing my MAGA family today for thanksgiving is only one of them
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I got 99 problems and seeing my MAGA family today for thanksgiving is only one of them
Does anyone still think about Vehicle Identification Number Diesel anymore?
November 28, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Does anyone still think about Vehicle Identification Number Diesel anymore?
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Zuckerberg looks like how cardboard feels, and no I cannot explain what I mean
November 28, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Zuckerberg looks like how cardboard feels, and no I cannot explain what I mean
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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CALLING ALL MUSICAL ARTISTS if you’re a small band or musician send me your stuff. I will be doing a music review on 12/13! #smallbands #review
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 PM
CALLING ALL MUSICAL ARTISTS if you’re a small band or musician send me your stuff. I will be doing a music review on 12/13! #smallbands #review
Rick Flair once said, “In order to be ‘the man’, you have to beat ‘the man’.”
November 26, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Rick Flair once said, “In order to be ‘the man’, you have to beat ‘the man’.”
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Am I the only one still getting jiggy with it?
November 26, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Am I the only one still getting jiggy with it?
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getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook
November 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook
Me: *looks at a word’s spelling*
Me: That doesn’t look right…
Me: That doesn’t look right…
November 25, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Me: *looks at a word’s spelling*
Me: That doesn’t look right…
Me: That doesn’t look right…
No one is here from the future to stop me, so how bad of a decision could this possibly be?
November 25, 2024 at 1:28 PM
No one is here from the future to stop me, so how bad of a decision could this possibly be?
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Please be nice to each other.
We’re all doing our best.
We’re all doing our best.
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Please be nice to each other.
We’re all doing our best.
We’re all doing our best.
Erica is just America after the morning
November 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Erica is just America after the morning
2025 is my year to actually finish the music projects I keep starting and then putting away. We’re following dreams instead of endless cycles over here.
November 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
2025 is my year to actually finish the music projects I keep starting and then putting away. We’re following dreams instead of endless cycles over here.
She got no booty?
Slap her forehead instead, king
Be a man
Slap her forehead instead, king
Be a man
November 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
She got no booty?
Slap her forehead instead, king
Be a man
Slap her forehead instead, king
Be a man
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“I worked for an insurance company and they doubled prices but they aren’t the problem”
bitch listen to yourself for a second here
bitch listen to yourself for a second here
November 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
“I worked for an insurance company and they doubled prices but they aren’t the problem”
bitch listen to yourself for a second here
bitch listen to yourself for a second here
The & symbol just looks like someone dragging their ass across the floor.
November 24, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The & symbol just looks like someone dragging their ass across the floor.
Someone, somewhere, will never forget you because of how weird you are
November 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Someone, somewhere, will never forget you because of how weird you are
Why don’t you ever smile?
*smiles*
Oh, yeah don’t do that
*smiles*
Oh, yeah don’t do that
November 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Why don’t you ever smile?
*smiles*
Oh, yeah don’t do that
*smiles*
Oh, yeah don’t do that
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horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>
November 21, 2024 at 7:36 PM
horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>
I like wanting to gouge my ear drums out with spoons through my eye sockets
do you like Christmas music or do you just like 1940s and 1950s jazz and torch music and don’t realize it
November 21, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I like wanting to gouge my ear drums out with spoons through my eye sockets