Tom Hauville
@tomhauville.bsky.social
Pixels by trade, witticisms by appointment, gamer by rights
@charalanahzard.bsky.social I recognise the clever wordplay in “prop-a-grok-da”, but I’d just like to point out that “Grok-a-pander” is on the table too
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
@charalanahzard.bsky.social I recognise the clever wordplay in “prop-a-grok-da”, but I’d just like to point out that “Grok-a-pander” is on the table too
The show is quite decent so far, but the needle drop at the end of #AlienEarth ep2 broke me with how much the creators misunderstand the song. And that song is “Stinkfist” by @toolmusic.bsky.social … which is literally about fisting. Great, awesome, killer song. But what a tonal trainwreck!
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The show is quite decent so far, but the needle drop at the end of #AlienEarth ep2 broke me with how much the creators misunderstand the song. And that song is “Stinkfist” by @toolmusic.bsky.social … which is literally about fisting. Great, awesome, killer song. But what a tonal trainwreck!
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Italian Batman = Batallion
July 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Italian Batman = Batallion
@lastweektonight.com a rumble pony is clearly an obnoxious motorcycle. A bicycle would be called a “pedal bunny”
May 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
@lastweektonight.com a rumble pony is clearly an obnoxious motorcycle. A bicycle would be called a “pedal bunny”
Comparing Trump to Hitler isn’t quite right… he’s more like Kaiser Wilhelm in 1910
March 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Comparing Trump to Hitler isn’t quite right… he’s more like Kaiser Wilhelm in 1910
Shame about the typo tho
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Shame about the typo tho
Reposted by Tom Hauville
If you see this, make sure to delete it right away so it doesn't get out
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you see this, make sure to delete it right away so it doesn't get out
I knew that Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii was gonna have some wacky bits, but the lengthy REAL video of a naked, chubby Japanese chef washing himself obsessively in the mistaken belief that it would impress his date (who he left just outside) … broke me
March 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I knew that Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii was gonna have some wacky bits, but the lengthy REAL video of a naked, chubby Japanese chef washing himself obsessively in the mistaken belief that it would impress his date (who he left just outside) … broke me
Reposted by Tom Hauville
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
If you encourage a moron’s terrible ideas, their friends will eventually have to step back and put up boundaries. At which point, everything the moron is responsible for becomes hella vulnerable
In other news: Tariffs…
In other news: Tariffs…
March 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you encourage a moron’s terrible ideas, their friends will eventually have to step back and put up boundaries. At which point, everything the moron is responsible for becomes hella vulnerable
In other news: Tariffs…
In other news: Tariffs…
RSI can be a career-ender, and now the USA is riddled with it…
March 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
RSI can be a career-ender, and now the USA is riddled with it…
I would like to propose that South America be renamed to South Mexico
Or South Guatemala or South Costa Rica etc … Whatever the case, seems like that’s in the rules
Or South Guatemala or South Costa Rica etc … Whatever the case, seems like that’s in the rules
February 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I would like to propose that South America be renamed to South Mexico
Or South Guatemala or South Costa Rica etc … Whatever the case, seems like that’s in the rules
Or South Guatemala or South Costa Rica etc … Whatever the case, seems like that’s in the rules
Reposted by Tom Hauville
Deceased 🤣💀
February 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Deceased 🤣💀
Reposted by Tom Hauville
Here’s every trailer from #TheGameAwards2024 on one page. Don’t waste your time surfing YouTube.
siftd.net/sift/trailers
siftd.net/sift/trailers
December 13, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Here’s every trailer from #TheGameAwards2024 on one page. Don’t waste your time surfing YouTube.
siftd.net/sift/trailers
siftd.net/sift/trailers
Bloody hell I’m starting to understand why Kojima’s cutscenes go so damn long!
December 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Bloody hell I’m starting to understand why Kojima’s cutscenes go so damn long!
Wasted opportunity to not put Guns n Roses in the trailer for Elden Ring NightReign
December 13, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Wasted opportunity to not put Guns n Roses in the trailer for Elden Ring NightReign
Very brave stance from Elon Musk to so brazenly assert his desire for gun control
December 12, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Very brave stance from Elon Musk to so brazenly assert his desire for gun control
So-called “AI” is really just a magic trick that rich idiots insist will revolutionise profiteering, despite their near-total ignorance towards it
Truly, Prometheus has stolen fire from the gods and those fuckers are heading to every forest they can find
Truly, Prometheus has stolen fire from the gods and those fuckers are heading to every forest they can find
I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
December 9, 2024 at 10:05 PM
So-called “AI” is really just a magic trick that rich idiots insist will revolutionise profiteering, despite their near-total ignorance towards it
Truly, Prometheus has stolen fire from the gods and those fuckers are heading to every forest they can find
Truly, Prometheus has stolen fire from the gods and those fuckers are heading to every forest they can find
The name “bluesky” is actually kinda ingenious. It suggests an enormous, passive expanse that facilitates opportunities to yell at clouds, and also to create your own clouds for similar purposes
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 AM
The name “bluesky” is actually kinda ingenious. It suggests an enormous, passive expanse that facilitates opportunities to yell at clouds, and also to create your own clouds for similar purposes
The facts:
- Someone murdered a “healthcare CEO”
- They disappeared after getting on a bike in Central Park
- RFK Jr dumped a bear in Central Park and made it look like a cyclist killed it
- RFK wants to be in charge of US Dept of health
Conclusion:
A wizard did it
- Someone murdered a “healthcare CEO”
- They disappeared after getting on a bike in Central Park
- RFK Jr dumped a bear in Central Park and made it look like a cyclist killed it
- RFK wants to be in charge of US Dept of health
Conclusion:
A wizard did it
December 6, 2024 at 12:02 AM
The facts:
- Someone murdered a “healthcare CEO”
- They disappeared after getting on a bike in Central Park
- RFK Jr dumped a bear in Central Park and made it look like a cyclist killed it
- RFK wants to be in charge of US Dept of health
Conclusion:
A wizard did it
- Someone murdered a “healthcare CEO”
- They disappeared after getting on a bike in Central Park
- RFK Jr dumped a bear in Central Park and made it look like a cyclist killed it
- RFK wants to be in charge of US Dept of health
Conclusion:
A wizard did it
My first post on bluesky
You can purchase a jpg of this – at any time – for US$10million ($12.5m after tariffs). PM me!
You can purchase a jpg of this – at any time – for US$10million ($12.5m after tariffs). PM me!
December 5, 2024 at 9:55 PM
My first post on bluesky
You can purchase a jpg of this – at any time – for US$10million ($12.5m after tariffs). PM me!
You can purchase a jpg of this – at any time – for US$10million ($12.5m after tariffs). PM me!