tomfoolerri.bsky.social
@tomfoolerri.bsky.social
you know you're becoming domesticated when things like "you can rehydrate dried-out brown sugar by putting it in a baggie with a slice of bread" fills you with awe
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
taking the amtrak from nc to ny tomorrow, anyone wants me to bring some railroad spikes?
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Xenoblade party members during a random encounter:
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Happy Birthday @greatgrebe.bsky.social !!
[Pretend I thought of something really insightful/clever/funny to say here]
October 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Stop the fucking subway!!!! (The other riders tense up but try to act like they don't hear me) That guy's playing Balatro on his phone and LOSING!
July 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I've unlocked "local pizza place remembers my usual order"
September 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
she's trying so hard to look cool but I can't get over her little antenna. her route diverges at the choice of AM or FM radio
September 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Is she... you know, a friend of Malamar?
September 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Always repostin'
October 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
pray for me, my work has mandated that we all upgrade to windows 11. I pushed it off as long as I could but I got hit with the "your computer WILL restart in 10 minutes"
August 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i often get feelings of déjà vu and while i'd like to think it's a sign of burgeoning precognition, it's more likely that i just rarely do new things and also don't really pay attention
July 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Banana pudding custard & new sunglasses courtesy of vision insurance
July 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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happy pride
June 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Went to target to pick up an sd card for my switch 2 and I found Boys
June 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
my switch 2 won't be arriving until tomorrow but that actually works out for me since today's a mandatory in-office day and I would otherwise be too anxious about it possibly getting stolen to get any work done
June 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
just first tried Jevil on switch while preparing for deltarune this week, so yeah you could say i'm a gamer
June 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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happy pride
June 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
used my building’s community grill for the first time today!
June 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
today i took istqb foundation exam (basically software testing version of being forklift certified)
needed at least 28/40 questions right to pass, got 30/40.
WE TAKE THOSE!!!
May 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
doing my part
May 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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You love dumb nasty boys soooo much! You can’t get enough of them!
May 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
fruit vodka with strawberries, lemon, ginger, and a wee bit of tumeric.
you can drink the whole jar in one go since fruit is good for you
May 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM