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TomeToad
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Gaming/humor on youtube
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Shitposting on the side, don’t take me too seriously

If you’re a fellow content creator please reach out 🙏
hey guys, I haven’t showered in a year
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December 30, 2024 at 2:35 PM
my home is so cold I’m running benchmarks on my PC to survive the night
December 22, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I always thought the ‘virtual band’ aspect of Gorillaz was super innovative, but I just realized it was preceded by like 50 years by Alvin and the Chipmunks 💀
December 22, 2024 at 5:27 AM
If I am sitting down with a plate of good food I WILL burn my mouth, and immediately after burning my mouth I WILL put MORE food into my mouth. No I CANNOT wait for it to cool.
December 8, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I will exclusively refer to my in-vitro child as ‘my homunculus’
December 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I have so many hobbies and interests that I needed to make a list to prevent myself from forgetting about them and I still can’t manage to make time for them all
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 PM
“People don’t like cats because cats can’t be dominated and that’s sus…”
“Men who hate cats HATE WOMEN”

No sorry, you’re all just completely fucking INSANE.
THIS is why cat people get the reputation of being weirdos
hating cats is a red flag idc
November 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Who is the funniest person on YouTube right now?
November 27, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I can respect people who listen to audiobooks for any number of reasons, BUT
they’re completely different experiences.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
1 like = 1 game I would eat handfuls of centipedes to

#promosky #gaming #youtube #gamer
November 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Maybe don’t be a patronizing nuisance and you won’t irritate people just trying to have a good time on this app
November 21, 2024 at 8:57 PM
tiny spoon ice cream
superiority
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Figured I’d try this out
A list of things I like:

⭕ Small YouTubers

⛏️ Minecraft

🧃 Coffin-sized juicers

🖱️ PC Gaming

🧬 My homunculus

🖥️ MCYT

👄 Humor

#promosky #gaming #youtube #youtuber #mcyt #smallyoutuber
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Why is my discover filled with thirst traps? I’ve never engaged with a single one
November 20, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Caracals are goated
*Has toad in the name*

*channel mascot is a carcal*

I love my channel name
November 19, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Happy international men’s day to all the people not griping about it being men’s day.
Activism isn’t exclusionary and compassion is not a finite resource
November 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I’m gonna start trying out trends on here, testing things out
November 19, 2024 at 6:13 PM
forcing my gf to listen to gangsta rap in the car cause she won’t stop playing taylor swift
November 18, 2024 at 10:57 PM
schrödingers cat but im in the box
November 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
100 followers in 5 days is kind of insane. Thanks guys!
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Most of all, thank you @sronmar.bsky.social for adding me to their gamer starter pack, I’m quite sure that’s what did it.
November 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Monkey island is so fucking good Istg. I need to finish the series
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge

🏢 LucasArts
📅 1991
🖥 Amiga, DOS, Mac

#videogames
November 18, 2024 at 9:09 AM
me: *stands up*
my brain:
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November 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I am here to WORK we are NOT FRIENDS 😠😠😠
November 16, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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if this gets 1,000 reposts my uncle who works at hollywood will make Beverly Hills Chihuahua 4
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
If your tinnitus was an instrument, which one would you choose?

I’m going with bagpipes
November 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM