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TomeToad
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Gaming/humor on youtube
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Shitposting on the side, don’t take me too seriously

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I am a simple creature, I see a dark crystal reference and I like post
December 27, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I’m seeing it tonight for the first time in about that long
December 22, 2024 at 3:59 PM
You’re missing the point, but you probably don’t intend to understand, so I’ll just move along.
December 21, 2024 at 8:05 PM
So you’d prefer I intuit that I am “one of the good ones?” I dislike reductive statements that give an example of something truly horrible and try to pin it on 4 billion people.
December 21, 2024 at 8:02 PM
That’s not reductive at all.
December 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Technically possible, but will take longer than our natural lifespans to show any meaningful change?
December 20, 2024 at 7:08 AM
LOL ok I got blocked for this. Proves my point
December 14, 2024 at 4:58 PM
They dream of spreading their iridescent elytra and taking to the skies
December 14, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Swifties
December 14, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Do you eat meat
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Marxism is when gay people-
December 12, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Shmeat.

And that’s why I wished that.
Im hungies
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December 12, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Have you ever seen a dog under 20lbs?
December 12, 2024 at 6:26 AM
a cartoon drawing of a yellow house with a brick roof
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a yellow house with a brick roof
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Oh, god had no hand in the creation of that beast. Twas’ wrought by humans, as is all things perverted and unjust.
December 12, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I wish you were a Damascus goat
December 12, 2024 at 6:16 AM
That last bit is what really blows my mind. I think about this frequently, it seems like the really big players on the internet got in “early” but if humanity persists everyone who is alive today would be considered some of the first people to ever use the internet. We’re the beta testers
December 10, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I feel like nowadays people are making it big at 16-19 😭
December 10, 2024 at 4:22 PM
And then a modern political video queues up after it and you wake up in a sweat from a dream where notable members of the government took your pets out to the gravel pit and ate them
December 9, 2024 at 1:46 AM
*opens bag of sweat-bees*
December 8, 2024 at 9:14 PM