🍅 Tomato
@tomatojamsalad.bsky.social
A thread of the unravelling world
can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
hugh and martin love musicals but think they’re above disney movies
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
hugh and martin love musicals but think they’re above disney movies
for those without adult content because you don’t want to send your details to an american firm
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
for those without adult content because you don’t want to send your details to an american firm
it would snow again if god even gave a damn for me
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
it would snow again if god even gave a damn for me
i tried texting that guy i hit it off with in paris one last time and no response still so i guess that was nothing
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i tried texting that guy i hit it off with in paris one last time and no response still so i guess that was nothing
my hometown/the midlands has nothing that isn’t well known.
Dundee, and Scotland in general, has stovies. bonus slop points if you get it from a bakery in a little polystyrene cup. it’s pretty tasty but the meat’s pinkness is always concerning
Dundee, and Scotland in general, has stovies. bonus slop points if you get it from a bakery in a little polystyrene cup. it’s pretty tasty but the meat’s pinkness is always concerning
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
my hometown/the midlands has nothing that isn’t well known.
Dundee, and Scotland in general, has stovies. bonus slop points if you get it from a bakery in a little polystyrene cup. it’s pretty tasty but the meat’s pinkness is always concerning
Dundee, and Scotland in general, has stovies. bonus slop points if you get it from a bakery in a little polystyrene cup. it’s pretty tasty but the meat’s pinkness is always concerning
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AI slop gracing the cover of Royal Society B. Not only in AI yellow but scientifically nonsensical. Come on. I'm certain human photographs and artworks were ignored to platform ... this.
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
AI slop gracing the cover of Royal Society B. Not only in AI yellow but scientifically nonsensical. Come on. I'm certain human photographs and artworks were ignored to platform ... this.
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thing: [occurs]
me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,
me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
thing: [occurs]
me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,
me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,
isle of wight queers are built different
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
isle of wight queers are built different
whyyyy has my commute ticket gone up by like £2 was there a price hike again
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
whyyyy has my commute ticket gone up by like £2 was there a price hike again
c’est froit aujourd’hui et je ne sais pas où est mon écharpe :(
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
c’est froit aujourd’hui et je ne sais pas où est mon écharpe :(
the toughest part about a haunted house movie is telling the white girls apart
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the toughest part about a haunted house movie is telling the white girls apart
i feel rather everyone might dislike me lately
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i feel rather everyone might dislike me lately
she’s so unhinged
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
she’s so unhinged
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everything should be like this
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
everything should be like this
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Japanese twitter taking the Suica penguin news very normally
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Japanese twitter taking the Suica penguin news very normally
if u are in my inner circle you get a food name
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
if u are in my inner circle you get a food name
how i be lookin at u when u gettin full but haven't finished your food yet
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
how i be lookin at u when u gettin full but haven't finished your food yet
damn i mean maybe we should tax the ummm the uhhhhhh maybe we should tax the rich
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
damn i mean maybe we should tax the ummm the uhhhhhh maybe we should tax the rich
two of the hottest guys in my gym are casually squeezing each others’ asses
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
two of the hottest guys in my gym are casually squeezing each others’ asses
but fr what is it about raising a kid on a handsome estate in shropshire that will make him a f*ggot
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
but fr what is it about raising a kid on a handsome estate in shropshire that will make him a f*ggot
any British 19th-20th century history is an exercise in posthumous gaydar
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
any British 19th-20th century history is an exercise in posthumous gaydar
those ginger enbies ...
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
those ginger enbies ...
never been made
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
never been made