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tomatojamsalad.bsky.social
🍅 Tomato
@tomatojamsalad.bsky.social
A thread of the unravelling world

can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
i bet in the future they have flying cars

the future:
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
for those without adult content because you don’t want to send your details to an american firm
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
it would snow again if god even gave a damn for me
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
i tried texting that guy i hit it off with in paris one last time and no response still so i guess that was nothing
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if i had to pick a slop for my hometown i guess it’d be baked potato with beans and cheese, solely because it’s something my parents made me a lot. but it’s a UK-wide dish. idk if the midlands has any unique slop :(
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
my hometown/the midlands has nothing that isn’t well known.

Dundee, and Scotland in general, has stovies. bonus slop points if you get it from a bakery in a little polystyrene cup. it’s pretty tasty but the meat’s pinkness is always concerning
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
whoah
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
whyyyy has my commute ticket gone up by like £2 was there a price hike again
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
only real mfs
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
et mon pantalon est sale, donc …. je voyage á la supermarche en ce
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
she’s so unhinged
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
if u are in my inner circle you get a food name
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
how i be lookin at u when u gettin full but haven't finished your food yet
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
two of the hottest guys in my gym are casually squeezing each others’ asses
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
look at what game developers have been demanding your respect for all this time

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November 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
me when haughty odes to the impartial, accessible national treasure of the BBC are plastered on my feed after decades of it having been a shoddy govt mouthpiece or a torrent of a dozen regrettable British series. tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
my aim for the next 40 or 50 if i’m lucky years is to 1 become a defensible person for whom life is not about simply holding on and 2 to undo an eight-billionth of the world’s doom and i wonder if i can do that in 40-50 years really
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this is a completely batshit take btw
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
me @ myself in november
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
my fav thing about these games by far is when something profoundly historical naturally happens and a player gets miffed over it
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM