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Tomato Jake
@tomatojake.bsky.social
Musician, cool guy, etc.
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Hi
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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he's real
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person
March 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
March 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Web design used to be so loud!

As always, thank @archive.org for preserving digital history.
March 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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There, fixed it.
What a goddamn clown show…
March 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
March 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Now that Anora has won all the Oscars, go watch Sean Baker's last film, Red Rocket (ignore the goofy poster). It's a bleak horror movie disguised as a dark comedy, the story of a silly, inconsequential man who infects, poisons and destroys absolutely everything he touches.
March 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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If you have EVER enjoyed the ridiculous BIGFEETS podcast or the other work I've done in association with the comedy collective 1900HOTDOG, PLEASE READ. I've been asked to address some rumors about their operation, so here goes. Thread:
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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tomorrow night!
i play a little @specialworld.bsky.social solo set, mostly unreleased songs 👽

w/ Northern Liberties, No One & the Somebodies, and @tomatojake.bsky.social @ Space 1026
February 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Been in this car for 5 hours. Still no sign of snow. Did it only fall locally in Nashville??? #tourmatojake
February 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Bean too busy to come up with quippy thoughts on the road. This is one of the most interesting reads in a while! I’m always in the edge of my seat to wonder what the next bean day will bring. Both collections are cheap online. Check em. #tourmatojake #beanworld #larrymarder #darkhorse #comicbook
February 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Drove past a patch of woods where someone attached a pole to a tree sporting an American flag. 🫡🌲#tourmatojake
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just had the subway door shut on me on one side and the bass on my back on the other: a New York first!

#tournatojake
February 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My tired ass almost jumped off the train in Newark, NJ. This is why I’m a big fan of the buddy system #tourmatojake
February 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just has to come to terms with the fact that the Amtrak toilet was probably the cleanest ones I’d be in all day. #tourmatojake
February 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Probably should have grabbed a mask before getting on the train 🙃 #tourmatojake
February 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Lord have mercy, I have to take the train through Philly tomorrow 😭. This is worse than prepping for a blizzard!
February 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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So exhausted that I just laughed myself silly imagining selling a red energy drink called Transmission Fluid
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In one week I go on tour! Been planning this since July and the last time I did an actual tour was in 2022. Playing with one of my favorite bands sweetens the deal. Follow all my nonsense at #tourmatojake

#music#tour#band#tomatojake#nooneandthesomebodies
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I can’t stress enough the fuckery that goes into booking a tour. It’s like herding cats. But you’re juggling the cats. And the cats are claws out the entire time. And you just gotta juggle them until it’s time for tour. And once you get there it’s all good. But to get there is pure fuckery. 😤😤😤
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Schedule this week:
6:00- wake up for work
7:00- barely make it in time to clock in
3:00- gtfo of there
3:10- exist
3:30- code
11:00- scrape myself away from the computer
12:00- somehow get to sleep

Not dead yet but getting there ☠️☠️☠️
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM