My Nokia N-Gage heavy portfolio is finally paying off!

Nip on THIS, buddy!

(aggressively does the degeneration-x "suck it" gesture at the snow gently falling outside)

rotating a burger in my mind. slowly.

In the heat of the moment I forgot my training and went for the Shoryuken

In the mid 90s they changed it from two keys turned simultaneously to two people inputting hadoukens simultaneously.

Derek Guy takes one look and bursts into flames

that's the little explosion when you fling them at a brick wall

A few minor ones, per my hasty Internet search:

screenrant.com/simpsons-dis...

local emu sighs in relief

The group of lonely males told the newcomer, "every day except Saturday you will be buttled and every request will be fulfilled."

"Why not Saturday?" the newcomer asked.

The males replied, "that's your day to be the butler."

The newcomer quietly muttered, "dang, I'll miss College GameDay."

chasing the cheesy dragon

Shiiiiiit I left the bean dip at home.

Logarithmic yardage? Markers at the 1, 10, and 100 (only one end zone).

Raged by the Bell, or
Saved by the Machine