Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)
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Certified Public Annoyance
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Mary Poppins (singing wonderfully): It's a jolly holiday with Q-Bert.
Q-Bert (smitten): @!#?@!
Q-Bert (smitten): @!#?@!
if you spin a mirror fast enough you can bend light like the bullets in Wanted
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
if you spin a mirror fast enough you can bend light like the bullets in Wanted
Sub-Zero is weaker in the PAL version of Mortal Kombat because his power is measured in celsius.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sub-Zero is weaker in the PAL version of Mortal Kombat because his power is measured in celsius.
Drinking water one for one with coffee, much like one does with beer as you age.
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Drinking water one for one with coffee, much like one does with beer as you age.
A second Sphere has been unearthed in Las Vegas.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A second Sphere has been unearthed in Las Vegas.
the radio just played a male vocalist cover of All I Want for Christmas is You. it was downtempo and heavily auto-tuned, and now my eye won't stop twitching.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the radio just played a male vocalist cover of All I Want for Christmas is You. it was downtempo and heavily auto-tuned, and now my eye won't stop twitching.
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I don’t use this app but I noticed some supportive messages popping up and I really appreciate that 🥹💞
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don’t use this app but I noticed some supportive messages popping up and I really appreciate that 🥹💞
drop it like it's hot
like it came out of a microwave
no don't blow on it
go run your hand under cool water
like it came out of a microwave
no don't blow on it
go run your hand under cool water
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
drop it like it's hot
like it came out of a microwave
no don't blow on it
go run your hand under cool water
like it came out of a microwave
no don't blow on it
go run your hand under cool water
Are you the girl achieving inner peace with an expanding ball, or the boy clearly not enjoying himself?
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Are you the girl achieving inner peace with an expanding ball, or the boy clearly not enjoying himself?
Headbutting a referee is a bold tactic.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Headbutting a referee is a bold tactic.
Kefka:
Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...?
Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all... Cotton-eyed Joe!
Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...?
Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all... Cotton-eyed Joe!
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Kefka:
Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...?
Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all... Cotton-eyed Joe!
Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...?
Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all... Cotton-eyed Joe!
kickflip noseblunt to wake up in my bed facing sideways
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
kickflip noseblunt to wake up in my bed facing sideways
There should be an app that pays me $0.01 every time I click on it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There should be an app that pays me $0.01 every time I click on it.
Applying Noxzima so I can have clear skin and a light buzz this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Applying Noxzima so I can have clear skin and a light buzz this morning.
If the kids today spent more time talking about "Wicket" and less time talking about "Wicked" we could solve this cricket crisis "for good".
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If the kids today spent more time talking about "Wicket" and less time talking about "Wicked" we could solve this cricket crisis "for good".
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The first hardcore sex scene in Wicked: For Good really surprised me. The second one they kind of telegraphed.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The first hardcore sex scene in Wicked: For Good really surprised me. The second one they kind of telegraphed.
It's a warm summer night in Berkeley. John Fogerty leans back on a deck chair chatting with friends. He twists the top off another longneck and smiles. "I see a - good moon rising" he says with a wink and a pause. The fellas laugh. The ladies laugh. Good ol' John.
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It's a warm summer night in Berkeley. John Fogerty leans back on a deck chair chatting with friends. He twists the top off another longneck and smiles. "I see a - good moon rising" he says with a wink and a pause. The fellas laugh. The ladies laugh. Good ol' John.
The year is 2038. A new Call of Duty is released every 2.5 seconds. If you think I did the math on this you are sorely mistaken.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The year is 2038. A new Call of Duty is released every 2.5 seconds. If you think I did the math on this you are sorely mistaken.
"We can’t make music like this anymore, we don’t know how to do it."
- me, listening to Thunderstruck at a reasonable volume with my young children, driving in a midsize SUV to IKEA.
- me, listening to Thunderstruck at a reasonable volume with my young children, driving in a midsize SUV to IKEA.
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"We can’t make music like this anymore, we don’t know how to do it."
- me, listening to Thunderstruck at a reasonable volume with my young children, driving in a midsize SUV to IKEA.
- me, listening to Thunderstruck at a reasonable volume with my young children, driving in a midsize SUV to IKEA.
I found a pattern in my bank's six digit MFA codes that allows me to speak directly with The Architect from The Matrix.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I found a pattern in my bank's six digit MFA codes that allows me to speak directly with The Architect from The Matrix.
The year of 2025 and Sublime Without Rome is on the radio.
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The year of 2025 and Sublime Without Rome is on the radio.
When I was younger I loved how the letter o connected to n in cursive, such that I wanted to believe that John was really spelled Jhon. It was pure bliss for me when Jhonny Peralta entered the MLB.
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When I was younger I loved how the letter o connected to n in cursive, such that I wanted to believe that John was really spelled Jhon. It was pure bliss for me when Jhonny Peralta entered the MLB.
let me borrow your cd key.
starcraft.
yeah, brood war.
thanks.
*click*
starcraft.
yeah, brood war.
thanks.
*click*
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
let me borrow your cd key.
starcraft.
yeah, brood war.
thanks.
*click*
starcraft.
yeah, brood war.
thanks.
*click*
for about two years of high school i thought i invented the lyrics "some dance to remember, some dance to forget."
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
for about two years of high school i thought i invented the lyrics "some dance to remember, some dance to forget."
A buntling is a bunt that doesn't make it past the pitcher's mound, as popularized by Henry Ortolan in 1884.
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A buntling is a bunt that doesn't make it past the pitcher's mound, as popularized by Henry Ortolan in 1884.