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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)
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Are you the girl achieving inner peace with an expanding ball, or the boy clearly not enjoying himself?
A picture from an ad for a plastic expanding toy ball. It shows three people in white with their eyes closed and legs crossed. The girl in front is holding the expanding toy ball. The boy in the back has a huge frown on his face. The woman in the back is irrelevant.
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The year is 2038. A new Call of Duty is released every 2.5 seconds. If you think I did the math on this you are sorely mistaken.
A product number or something that reads COD 44289212
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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The recommended related articles seem pretty great too!
Three related articles: 1. How to ride his dick without spilling your PSL 2. His favorite whiskeys for whiskey dick 3. Truly Terrifying costumes to spook his dick a little bit
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I've had this picture on my phone since January 2023 to reassure you that Femboy Hooters is real and it loves you.
A picture of two individuals in Hooters-like white tops and short orange shorts. One has a short haircut and the shirt says "tomboy hooters". The other has long flowing blue hair and the shirt reads "femboy hooters". The captain reads "this is the future the left wants."
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Embodied in none other than Randy Johnson, of course.
The Big Unit (a picture of baseball pitcher Randy Johnson)
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Jordan Peele from a Key and Peele sketch about being married to Neil Degrasse Tyson.
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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great idea
An email reading "make Halloween night deliciously easy with bjs"
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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both links took me to the same article
Two Wall Street Journal article headlines. One reads "What can your toilet tell about you?" and the other reads "Afraid to try AI? These tech-savvy seniors will change your mind."
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The mouse IS the scientist.
The famous early AI generated image from a falsified scientific paper depicting a rat with a giant boner.
September 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I appreciate the clarification.
An image of a baby chewing on a Sophie the Giraffe baby toy. The Wikipedia caption at the bottom reads "Sophie the Giraffe (right)".
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Phillies Blunts expanding into new and uncharted markets.
A Korean fish cake product called "kids bong" that look like cigarillos.
September 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Rural King: The Canopy that Sounds like a Slur
An outdoor canopy bag that says "10x10 Slant Leg Canopy"
September 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The chef's hat inside the microwave is a bit patronizing. Just let me zap this thing in peace.
A lid of Tonkotsu ramen, showing a 4 minute microwave time. There is an image of a microwave with a little chef's hat in it to silently mock your "cooking".
August 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Nice
A zoomed in clip of the original image, where the big gulp (heh) drink dispensers in the background say "69c". 69 is the sex number.
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Same energy
An NPR story about some Netflix show. It is a still from the cartoon show with a lady sitting in an airplane, smiling at a man with a stubble beard. The "every third heterosexual couple" meme, where the lady is talking about a Salon article and the guy (with beard stubble) is wearing a gray shirt that reads "the most racist man alive".
August 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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He distinctly said, "to blague."
Still from The Princess Bride where Miracle Max says, "he distinctly said, 'to blave.'"
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This chart, but for butt cheeks (and a sock for each one).
A hand drawn illustration of various breast shapes.
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Thank you for this thumbnail, YouTube Shorts. Time to use it for other things.
A picture of Homer Simpson gesturing towards a roasted pig. In the middle of the screen is the text "resistance".
August 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Simpsons "Poochie" episode modified to say "THE CHAIN OF COMMAND GOES WEREWOLF, ALIEN, VAMPIRE." instead of mouse, cat, dog.
August 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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fittingly taking this from the going out of business sale
A sparkly lip balm that looks like a fancy coffee drink or boba and has a giant L on it.
August 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Betty: what time is it?
Me: "..."
Betty: when is dinner?
Me: "..."

I'm sure the article is some kind of bean dad apologia.
An article headline that reads "stop answering your kid's questions". There in an image of a girl holding a microphone.
August 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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A still frame from The Simpsons. It from a school movie about zinc and all of the various things you couldn't do if zinc didn't exist.
August 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This post, immediately followed by a grapenutseobot post of Strong Bad as an old teacher.
August 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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About to do some real stupid stuff with free horchata
A bag of horchata mix on sale at Costco for 97 cents for the whole 28.2 oz. bag.
August 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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That's a very small number of women online, if you think about it.
An online ad for a dating site that reads "Meet 50+ Women Online"
August 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM