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as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly
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May 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the new adrianne lenker live album is so good
April 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Had the pleasure of meeting Pope Francis at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
April 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I’m not opposed to “ideological diversity” on here in the sense that I’ll be exposed to ideas I disagree with, I’m opposed to it because those people aren’t funny and post bad
April 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
April 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Lol
April 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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do you like cricket? do you like puzzles? do you like getting mad online?

we've brought your interests together at last in the ill-conceived daisy cutter cryptic crossword!

is it brilliant? no. is it fun? hope so it took ages 🥺. have a go 👇🏻

crosshare.org/crosswords/X...
daisy cutter cryptic crossword #1
Associated Press abandons Trump show after New York river delivers shark (6-8); Official: bloodsucker Virginia lost, Nosferatu at last on top! (6); Middle-aged Jamaican sounds windy (5); Legendary cen...
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April 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the new Perfume Genius album is really lovely
March 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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you often see partisan political cheerleading compared to sports, but most sports fans i've met usually have some opinions about the tactics of their favorite team, or are even willing to criticize the management when they make bad calls. political cheerleaders are less sophisticated than that
March 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
went and saw Black Bag today and I already want to rewatch it. more 90 minute bangers please.
March 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
phone updated and now the haptics feel different and I feel uncomfy
March 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
11pm is the perfect time to spend half an hour trying to pick a movie to watch and then deciding it's probably too late to watch a movie now anyway
March 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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this is the end result of the politicisation of terrorism. we've created increasingly harsh penalties and incursions on civil rights so we can punish or deter acts based on whether a politician believes it is politically expedient for them in that moment to deign it more serious.
March 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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i'm sorry but this is bullshit. the prime minister declared it was terrorism himself. he didn't need to, he could have said "I don't want to comment on a police investigation". but instead he misled the public and fed the flames of social tensions!
March 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
very orange sky tonight
March 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
caught the start of Insight on SBS about cost of living and the first person to speak was a bloke wearing shoes with no socks who works in real estate
March 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
zoomers next door blasting 80s bangers but skipping every song after 20 seconds
March 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Here’s a deep dive into the youth/outbound transfer explosion in Australian football — why it’s happening and what it could mean for the A-League and Socceroos.

Some pretty sick graphs in here if I do say so myself. cc @andyhowe-statto.bsky.social

www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer...
The A-League has found its purpose. And it’s worth $20 million a year
A revolution has quietly taken place in the A-League. It helped propel the Young Socceroos to success at the recent U-20 Asian Cup, and is being noticed by the rest of the footballing world.
www.smh.com.au
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am a simple man. If someone mentions the Cocteau Twins then I have to go and listen to Heaven or Las Vegas.
March 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
tgif 👍
February 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Tolkien once argued that the most beautiful words in the English language could be ‘cellar door’. This is thought to be because he died before anyone uttered the words ‘zinger banh mi’
February 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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TikTokers are filming women without their knowledge because Meta designed glasses to look inconspicuous so people will make content for Facebook, and I think that sucks but there’s no going back

read full edition at @thesizzle.com.au

thesizzle.com.au/p/it-s-elect...
February 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
what a horrible little taste of winter this weather is
February 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Internal News Corp planning docs shows that Daily Telegraph journalists spent a week planning using secretly recording video glasses to show "peopls [sic] reaction to this jewish man"

CCTV shows that he went into a cafe, ordered a drink, loitered for a few minutes and just walked out.
The Daily Telegraph prepared for a story featuring an ‘undercover Jewish man’ using covert recording eyewear. CCTV footage and internal files seen by Crikey show it didn’t go as planned.
Inside News Corp’s backfired 'UNDERCOVERJEW' operation
The Daily Telegraph planned a story featuring an ‘undercover Jewish man’ using covert recording eyewear. CCTV footage shows it didn’t go as planned.
www.crikey.com.au
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM