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[ He is… stunned. His piercing amber gaze looks her up and down. Twice. ]

You’re telling me you can achieve something beyond this?

How could you possibly know? You’ve never transformed.

[ Gobsmacked might be the right word. Also: definitely turned on. ]
[She looks to her husband, hair rearing up, but she looks-- not angry. In fact, she looks rather pleased with herself. She lets out a little devilish snicker.]

You think THIS is my final form? Pah. A foolish underestimation of me, Benjamin. I can get even stronger~
back to work until her words click. ]

… What do you mean, you need more energy?

You’re already more powerful than I ever could have hope— I mean… imagined.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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"𝕊𝕠, 𝕕𝕠 𝕨𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕝, 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥~"
a cartoon character with green eyes and a red hat
ALT: a cartoon character with green eyes and a red hat
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February 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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would it be so bad to spend the rest of your life eating your way out from inside a swiss roll i think not
March 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You have no idea how manipulative those little brats can truly be. They’ll pounce on the slightest suggestion of tension between us, and we’ve come too far for any setbacks.

[ Ben grumbles, placated at least by her apology… which surprisingly does seem genuine. He shakes his head, eager to go +
. . . Then, I apologize for assuming. [It sounds genuine...kinda. Knowing what the ring has done to her, it must be hard for this Gloriosa to be genuine these days.]

And they WILL be afraid of us. All I need is a little bit more energy.

[What the fuck does she mean by that.]
I’m not angry over your reaction! It’s your assumption, and the fact that you voiced that assumption in front of them!

I don’t need you to be afraid of me. I need them to be afraid of US.
March 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don’t WANT you to be afraid of me. I’m not trying to scare you.

[ The wall dissipates as his teeth clench around the stem of his pipe. Two tempers, one marriage. ]

I know how much that cookbook means to you. I would help tear this house down to the foundation to find it, if it pleased you! +
[She turns as the fire wall erupts upward.]

Let me be clear, I'm sorry for accusing you, but I'm NOT sorry for going mental about it. Also, let me make something else very clear.

[She towers over him, and utters a phrase.]

I am NOT afraid of you.
his intention to stop her in her tracks. ]

I don’t appreciate being accused of things.
March 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
[ He might’ve let it go if it weren’t for the ‘I’m not sorry.’

Slamming the study door shut is a wordless order to the children to stay where they are, as he marches right down those stairs in pursuit of her. ]

HOLD IT.

[ Thrusting out a hand, a wall of flames goes up in her path, +
[She stares at it, hair going down, and vines retracting.]

. . . I'm not sorry. The book shouldn't have been taken in the first place.

[She grunts, before running down the stairs to make sure everything was in tact.]
You mean THAT ONE?

[ Jerking his head in the direction of it, since he can’t use his arms. ]

Dearest, it’s right there. Will you calm down? Whoever took it clearly recognized the danger they were in.
March 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
[ There is the tiniest inkling of remorse beginning to fester within him. This is what he created. ]
March 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You mean THAT ONE?

[ Jerking his head in the direction of it, since he can’t use his arms. ]

Dearest, it’s right there. Will you calm down? Whoever took it clearly recognized the danger they were in.
THE COOKBOOK, BEN. WHERE IS MY FAMILY'S COOKBOOK.

[She'd hiss, dragging him to the hallway. You see it near a busted window, so... there is an out to this situation.]
[ Just barely resisting the instinct to singe those vines. He can’t exacerbate the situation, so he “lets” himself be caught and dragged. ]

You have to tell me what you’re talking about!
March 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
[ Just barely resisting the instinct to singe those vines. He can’t exacerbate the situation, so he “lets” himself be caught and dragged. ]

You have to tell me what you’re talking about!
[Door is busted open by vines, the plants in this study shudder, and he's grabbed by the planty tendrils.]

BEN. WHERE IS IT!?

[Beginning to drag.]
[ He didn’t do anything wrong, but the sound of her footsteps running up those stairs is enough to strike the fear of god into anyone.

Hell, and there isn’t enough room for him under the desk. Stupid kids. ]
March 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
[ He didn’t do anything wrong, but the sound of her footsteps running up those stairs is enough to strike the fear of god into anyone.

Hell, and there isn’t enough room for him under the desk. Stupid kids. ]
[LIFTING THE REFRIGERATOR TO FIND WHAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR. DOES NOT FIND IT. SLAMS IT DOWN.]

....OH.

[She realizes Ben might know where it is. Or worse yet, HE took it. SHE GOES INTO A FULL SPRINT UP THE STAIRS.]
[ God, the foundation is shaking.

… Locks the door. Like that will do anything at all. ]

Mother’s having a moment. We’ll stay out of her way, children.
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Run that by me again.
go down there and face her like a man ben
[ Discussing Evil Matters with the children, pausing mid-sentence as they listen to screaming and the kitchen being torn apart.

… Very quietly shutting the door to his office. They’ll be in here… NOT hiding from their wife/mother. Definitely not hiding. ]
March 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
[ God, the foundation is shaking.

… Locks the door. Like that will do anything at all. ]

Mother’s having a moment. We’ll stay out of her way, children.
[Pterodactyl-esque screech.]
[ Discussing Evil Matters with the children, pausing mid-sentence as they listen to screaming and the kitchen being torn apart.

… Very quietly shutting the door to his office. They’ll be in here… NOT hiding from their wife/mother. Definitely not hiding. ]
March 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
[ Discussing Evil Matters with the children, pausing mid-sentence as they listen to screaming and the kitchen being torn apart.

… Very quietly shutting the door to his office. They’ll be in here… NOT hiding from their wife/mother. Definitely not hiding. ]
March 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
[ In hindsight, yes, she has a point. But it was less about tastiness and more about destroying beastly brats.

And doing so ✨dramatically✨ ]
[Ben, use your brain. Kids are disgusting, why would you use them as baking ingredients?]
[ Why is murder wrong?

He’s combined it with his second favorite thing: baking!

Remember when he was going to use children as the ingredients to his children’s cake? ]
March 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
[ Why is murder wrong?

He’s combined it with his second favorite thing: baking!

Remember when he was going to use children as the ingredients to his children’s cake? ]
March 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[ He’s not relying on anything! He merely gets the sense he’s being deceived in some way.

Honestly, who and what could ever compare to her baking? Truly.

… That being said—will she indulge him? ]
[As if he needs to rely on outsider's sweets when he has the world's BEST baker as his wife. Scoff. Offended.]
[ 💭 Why do I get the feeling someone is hiding something sugary and delicious from me… in my own house? ]
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
[ 💭 Why do I get the feeling someone is hiding something sugary and delicious from me… in my own house? ]
March 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
[ 👀 Well? Come show him. ]
[Oh, the new boots she bought came in the mail. . .! She's excitedly running to the door to grab the package from the deliveryman and slamming the door in his face before running off to try them on~]
March 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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LET US WALTZ INTO THIS PRANKSTER'S PARADISE!

(Lit Headcanon-based C:KND OC!)
(MV / Multiships with chem and age group!)
(SFW only, muse is a minor, admin is 20+!)
(Penned by Shiloh/G!)

#MVRP // #KNDRP // #CARTOONRP // #OCRP
March 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
[ Her excitement is contagious… and he realizes there’s no point in denying who he is. A deep and dark chuckle reverberating in his chest evolves into full-blown cackling. ]

We’ve got those mangy brats. Finally. 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 I’ll get what I’ve always wanted!

[ Father returns his pipe to his mouth, +
[She sees him step back, and it forces her to step forward in retaliation, hair still risen up.]

And, of course, Gordon is already tearing them apart from the inside, so this would be all we'd need!

[She's pumping her fists in a malicious excitement, a grin splits her face!]
had exploded with children inside—Ben knows what he’s doing is wrong… but he’ll never change. Might as well embrace it. ]

You’re right. Perhaps with that unlimited and untapped power source combined with our machinery, our Delightful Children can finally destroy the Kids Next Door!
March 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
[ Her reaction elicits one from him, and it’s in the form of taking a step back.

This is truly the moment it hits him. This is not who he married, this is the product of his actions… and isn’t this what he’d been hoping the achieve?

… So why, despite his being impressed, does this not sit right +
++ of what machine she'll power. Unless they make the wrong choice. Then we can just put her in the correct choice, of course~.

[Purrs the mistress of evil, and that's when you realize...]

[The real Gloria he stowed away inside is officially dead.]
March 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
No, no, the idea itself isn’t bad. You’re onto something.

[ Ugh, how he hates to see her upset, especially when the idea she’s come up with is downright inspired. He simply can’t believe it’s coming from her. ]

I mean, you can’t blame me for being a little surprised, dear. This is Gretchen.
Of COURSE I do, babe. We hook her up to a machine for the rest of her life and use her latent rage and pain as a source of power, I am FULLY aware of what I'm implying.

[She frowns at him.]

Not a good idea? I'll get back to the drawing board, I guess.

[Disappointed.]
[ … Now she definitely has his attention. Amber eyes search her face. He even pulls his pipe from his mouth, stunned, an eyebrow arching. ]

You’re serious? You’re suggesting we use our daughter as an energy source.

… You realize what that entails, don’t you?
March 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
[ * YET. He hasn’t reprimanded his Delightful Children * yet. ]
[ They do assume they’re in the clear—Father hadn’t reprimanded them, after all. But just in case, they’re on their best behavior. ]

Most of our ingenious creations are powered by electricity, Mother.

The destructive machine and our Delightfulization canon consume the most energy, but there +
Hail and well met, my Delightful babies~

[It feels like she'd forgotten all about their faux pas earlier this week. But know this. She hasn't.]

I need a run down of what kinds of machines of destruction you've built. I need something...electric powered.

[Oh?]
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
[ … Now she definitely has his attention. Amber eyes search her face. He even pulls his pipe from his mouth, stunned, an eyebrow arching. ]

You’re serious? You’re suggesting we use our daughter as an energy source.

… You realize what that entails, don’t you?
. . . I have the most perfect battery in existence. All we need is to keep it in an enraged state.

[She wickedly grins, holding back the evil laugh she's been practicing...]

Our daughter, Gretchen, is such a battery, Ben. Connect her to a core and she's infinite energy!
[ It is an odd question sans context, but he always game to indulge her. ]

Plenty. The children have been masterminding a handful more at my request, too.

Why do you ask?
March 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM