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𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛
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You’re telling me you can achieve something beyond this?
How could you possibly know? You’ve never transformed.
[ Gobsmacked might be the right word. Also: definitely turned on. ]
You think THIS is my final form? Pah. A foolish underestimation of me, Benjamin. I can get even stronger~
… What do you mean, you need more energy?
You’re already more powerful than I ever could have hope— I mean… imagined.
You’re telling me you can achieve something beyond this?
How could you possibly know? You’ve never transformed.
[ Gobsmacked might be the right word. Also: definitely turned on. ]
[ Ben grumbles, placated at least by her apology… which surprisingly does seem genuine. He shakes his head, eager to go +
And they WILL be afraid of us. All I need is a little bit more energy.
[What the fuck does she mean by that.]
I don’t need you to be afraid of me. I need them to be afraid of US.
[ Ben grumbles, placated at least by her apology… which surprisingly does seem genuine. He shakes his head, eager to go +
[ The wall dissipates as his teeth clench around the stem of his pipe. Two tempers, one marriage. ]
I know how much that cookbook means to you. I would help tear this house down to the foundation to find it, if it pleased you! +
Let me be clear, I'm sorry for accusing you, but I'm NOT sorry for going mental about it. Also, let me make something else very clear.
[She towers over him, and utters a phrase.]
I am NOT afraid of you.
I don’t appreciate being accused of things.
[ The wall dissipates as his teeth clench around the stem of his pipe. Two tempers, one marriage. ]
I know how much that cookbook means to you. I would help tear this house down to the foundation to find it, if it pleased you! +
Slamming the study door shut is a wordless order to the children to stay where they are, as he marches right down those stairs in pursuit of her. ]
HOLD IT.
[ Thrusting out a hand, a wall of flames goes up in her path, +
. . . I'm not sorry. The book shouldn't have been taken in the first place.
[She grunts, before running down the stairs to make sure everything was in tact.]
[ Jerking his head in the direction of it, since he can’t use his arms. ]
Dearest, it’s right there. Will you calm down? Whoever took it clearly recognized the danger they were in.
Slamming the study door shut is a wordless order to the children to stay where they are, as he marches right down those stairs in pursuit of her. ]
HOLD IT.
[ Thrusting out a hand, a wall of flames goes up in her path, +
[ Jerking his head in the direction of it, since he can’t use his arms. ]
Dearest, it’s right there. Will you calm down? Whoever took it clearly recognized the danger they were in.
[She'd hiss, dragging him to the hallway. You see it near a busted window, so... there is an out to this situation.]
You have to tell me what you’re talking about!
[ Jerking his head in the direction of it, since he can’t use his arms. ]
Dearest, it’s right there. Will you calm down? Whoever took it clearly recognized the danger they were in.
You have to tell me what you’re talking about!
BEN. WHERE IS IT!?
[Beginning to drag.]
Hell, and there isn’t enough room for him under the desk. Stupid kids. ]
You have to tell me what you’re talking about!
Hell, and there isn’t enough room for him under the desk. Stupid kids. ]
....OH.
[She realizes Ben might know where it is. Or worse yet, HE took it. SHE GOES INTO A FULL SPRINT UP THE STAIRS.]
… Locks the door. Like that will do anything at all. ]
Mother’s having a moment. We’ll stay out of her way, children.
Hell, and there isn’t enough room for him under the desk. Stupid kids. ]
… Very quietly shutting the door to his office. They’ll be in here… NOT hiding from their wife/mother. Definitely not hiding. ]
… Locks the door. Like that will do anything at all. ]
Mother’s having a moment. We’ll stay out of her way, children.
… Very quietly shutting the door to his office. They’ll be in here… NOT hiding from their wife/mother. Definitely not hiding. ]
… Locks the door. Like that will do anything at all. ]
Mother’s having a moment. We’ll stay out of her way, children.
… Very quietly shutting the door to his office. They’ll be in here… NOT hiding from their wife/mother. Definitely not hiding. ]
… Very quietly shutting the door to his office. They’ll be in here… NOT hiding from their wife/mother. Definitely not hiding. ]
And doing so ✨dramatically✨ ]
He’s combined it with his second favorite thing: baking!
Remember when he was going to use children as the ingredients to his children’s cake? ]
And doing so ✨dramatically✨ ]
He’s combined it with his second favorite thing: baking!
Remember when he was going to use children as the ingredients to his children’s cake? ]
He’s combined it with his second favorite thing: baking!
Remember when he was going to use children as the ingredients to his children’s cake? ]
Honestly, who and what could ever compare to her baking? Truly.
… That being said—will she indulge him? ]
Honestly, who and what could ever compare to her baking? Truly.
… That being said—will she indulge him? ]
(Lit Headcanon-based C:KND OC!)
(MV / Multiships with chem and age group!)
(SFW only, muse is a minor, admin is 20+!)
(Penned by Shiloh/G!)
#MVRP // #KNDRP // #CARTOONRP // #OCRP
(Lit Headcanon-based C:KND OC!)
(MV / Multiships with chem and age group!)
(SFW only, muse is a minor, admin is 20+!)
(Penned by Shiloh/G!)
#MVRP // #KNDRP // #CARTOONRP // #OCRP
We’ve got those mangy brats. Finally. 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 I’ll get what I’ve always wanted!
[ Father returns his pipe to his mouth, +
And, of course, Gordon is already tearing them apart from the inside, so this would be all we'd need!
[She's pumping her fists in a malicious excitement, a grin splits her face!]
You’re right. Perhaps with that unlimited and untapped power source combined with our machinery, our Delightful Children can finally destroy the Kids Next Door!
We’ve got those mangy brats. Finally. 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 I’ll get what I’ve always wanted!
[ Father returns his pipe to his mouth, +
This is truly the moment it hits him. This is not who he married, this is the product of his actions… and isn’t this what he’d been hoping the achieve?
… So why, despite his being impressed, does this not sit right +
[Purrs the mistress of evil, and that's when you realize...]
[The real Gloria he stowed away inside is officially dead.]
This is truly the moment it hits him. This is not who he married, this is the product of his actions… and isn’t this what he’d been hoping the achieve?
… So why, despite his being impressed, does this not sit right +
[ Ugh, how he hates to see her upset, especially when the idea she’s come up with is downright inspired. He simply can’t believe it’s coming from her. ]
I mean, you can’t blame me for being a little surprised, dear. This is Gretchen.
[She frowns at him.]
Not a good idea? I'll get back to the drawing board, I guess.
[Disappointed.]
You’re serious? You’re suggesting we use our daughter as an energy source.
… You realize what that entails, don’t you?
[ Ugh, how he hates to see her upset, especially when the idea she’s come up with is downright inspired. He simply can’t believe it’s coming from her. ]
I mean, you can’t blame me for being a little surprised, dear. This is Gretchen.
Most of our ingenious creations are powered by electricity, Mother.
The destructive machine and our Delightfulization canon consume the most energy, but there +
[It feels like she'd forgotten all about their faux pas earlier this week. But know this. She hasn't.]
I need a run down of what kinds of machines of destruction you've built. I need something...electric powered.
[Oh?]
You’re serious? You’re suggesting we use our daughter as an energy source.
… You realize what that entails, don’t you?
[She wickedly grins, holding back the evil laugh she's been practicing...]
Our daughter, Gretchen, is such a battery, Ben. Connect her to a core and she's infinite energy!
Plenty. The children have been masterminding a handful more at my request, too.
Why do you ask?
You’re serious? You’re suggesting we use our daughter as an energy source.
… You realize what that entails, don’t you?