Chad
@toad81.bsky.social
Uncomfortably aggressive.
“I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.”
“I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.”
“Surrender thy till, good sir, or prepare yourself for what may come!”
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Surrender thy till, good sir, or prepare yourself for what may come!”
I sure hope “big game hunting” turns out better than “full throttle” or “uncomfortably aggressive” did.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I sure hope “big game hunting” turns out better than “full throttle” or “uncomfortably aggressive” did.
From his 500th home run.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
From his 500th home run.
It’s especially fun when it’s a hall of famer. This guy immediately comes to mind when I think of Hall of Famers playing for random clubs.
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s especially fun when it’s a hall of famer. This guy immediately comes to mind when I think of Hall of Famers playing for random clubs.
I didn’t fuck anything up and I’m sure as shit not making anything up. Try again.
www.boston.com/sports/bosto...
www.boston.com/sports/bosto...
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I didn’t fuck anything up and I’m sure as shit not making anything up. Try again.
www.boston.com/sports/bosto...
www.boston.com/sports/bosto...
Second consecutive shit sandwich World Series. Good stuff.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Second consecutive shit sandwich World Series. Good stuff.
Unpopular opinion: I’m tired of Shohei. I get it that we’ve never seen anyone like him. I get that’s he’s the best player on the planet.
I’m still tired of it. Tired of the 24/7 glazing. Just like Judge and LeBron and Patrick Mahomes.
I’m still tired of it. Tired of the 24/7 glazing. Just like Judge and LeBron and Patrick Mahomes.
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Unpopular opinion: I’m tired of Shohei. I get it that we’ve never seen anyone like him. I get that’s he’s the best player on the planet.
I’m still tired of it. Tired of the 24/7 glazing. Just like Judge and LeBron and Patrick Mahomes.
I’m still tired of it. Tired of the 24/7 glazing. Just like Judge and LeBron and Patrick Mahomes.
Bad hitters hit the ball bad…
October 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bad hitters hit the ball bad…
Exit velocity in the Yankees’ 4th.
Rosario & Jazz hit it hard, but there was a lot of soft contact. (And bad defense.)
Rosario & Jazz hit it hard, but there was a lot of soft contact. (And bad defense.)
October 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Exit velocity in the Yankees’ 4th.
Rosario & Jazz hit it hard, but there was a lot of soft contact. (And bad defense.)
Rosario & Jazz hit it hard, but there was a lot of soft contact. (And bad defense.)
Been trying to figure out who Nathaniel Lowe reminds me of with the mustache, and it finally hit me:
September 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Been trying to figure out who Nathaniel Lowe reminds me of with the mustache, and it finally hit me:
Dude’s cigars aren’t cheap Y’know… 😂
August 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dude’s cigars aren’t cheap Y’know… 😂
The Rockies run differential is something else. The Nats are the 2nd worst…at -152.
(Sox have the best run differential in the AL at +105)
(Sox have the best run differential in the AL at +105)
August 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Rockies run differential is something else. The Nats are the 2nd worst…at -152.
(Sox have the best run differential in the AL at +105)
(Sox have the best run differential in the AL at +105)
Brayan Bello when he sees the Yankees:
August 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Brayan Bello when he sees the Yankees:
Also, he just got a hanger and missed it, so again I say: screw ‘em.
August 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Also, he just got a hanger and missed it, so again I say: screw ‘em.
Sox sweep Houston
Jays lose
Yankees lose
Mariners lose
Jays lose
Yankees lose
Mariners lose
August 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sox sweep Houston
Jays lose
Yankees lose
Mariners lose
Jays lose
Yankees lose
Mariners lose
Me, at 6:45 every night for the last five years: “I wanna watch the Red Sox tonight.”
Me, at 7:45:
Me, at 7:45:
June 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me, at 6:45 every night for the last five years: “I wanna watch the Red Sox tonight.”
Me, at 7:45:
Me, at 7:45:
Sam Kennedy smelling his own farts for being “bold and decisive.”
June 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sam Kennedy smelling his own farts for being “bold and decisive.”
Good to see the Sox carry on the momentum of the weekend… 🙄
Anyway, being on vacation in Canada means I miss Roman Anthony, but I get to see my girl Hazel so it’s not a total loss.
Anyway, being on vacation in Canada means I miss Roman Anthony, but I get to see my girl Hazel so it’s not a total loss.
June 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Good to see the Sox carry on the momentum of the weekend… 🙄
Anyway, being on vacation in Canada means I miss Roman Anthony, but I get to see my girl Hazel so it’s not a total loss.
Anyway, being on vacation in Canada means I miss Roman Anthony, but I get to see my girl Hazel so it’s not a total loss.
When the Sox are calling up an outfielder from Worcester but it’s not the one they should…
June 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When the Sox are calling up an outfielder from Worcester but it’s not the one they should…
Pretty please with sugar on top.
May 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pretty please with sugar on top.
Most of the things I say turn out to be wrong, so I’ll take this one and run with it. The most positive development for the Sox the past few years, IMO, is that Devers has improved his chase rate and walk rate each of the past 3 years.
Kid’s turning into David Ortiz.
Kid’s turning into David Ortiz.
May 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Most of the things I say turn out to be wrong, so I’ll take this one and run with it. The most positive development for the Sox the past few years, IMO, is that Devers has improved his chase rate and walk rate each of the past 3 years.
Kid’s turning into David Ortiz.
Kid’s turning into David Ortiz.