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The prophets tell us that two more Mickeys remain: Mickey Core and Mickey Crust. Only when they have come will baseball be complete.
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The prophets tell us that two more Mickeys remain: Mickey Core and Mickey Crust. Only when they have come will baseball be complete.
How disappointed I was when I found it The Eagles were actually just five dudes. Not a single one of those fuckers sleep in a cage with a cover on it.
September 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
How disappointed I was when I found it The Eagles were actually just five dudes. Not a single one of those fuckers sleep in a cage with a cover on it.
The speculation cycle around Forest firing Nuno is not fast enough. I want the discussion to move to the possible-next-team hype era.
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The speculation cycle around Forest firing Nuno is not fast enough. I want the discussion to move to the possible-next-team hype era.
The beauty of Sparta’s album Porcelain is that I listen to it infrequently, and as a result I forget how ridiculously good the back half of the album is. Start at “Death in the Family” and let it run from there. Volume way up.
August 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The beauty of Sparta’s album Porcelain is that I listen to it infrequently, and as a result I forget how ridiculously good the back half of the album is. Start at “Death in the Family” and let it run from there. Volume way up.
The Octonauts Cinematic Universe
July 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The Octonauts Cinematic Universe
If I were a billionaire, instead of buying newspapers and media outlets, I would privatize Olympic Blvd and make it the world’s longest Slip-n-Slide. And fund research into lowering friction to near zero. Downtown to the ocean in 45 seconds for just a nickel.
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If I were a billionaire, instead of buying newspapers and media outlets, I would privatize Olympic Blvd and make it the world’s longest Slip-n-Slide. And fund research into lowering friction to near zero. Downtown to the ocean in 45 seconds for just a nickel.
Ultras, but for kids AYSO teams.
July 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ultras, but for kids AYSO teams.
As an LAFC fan watching every other game and then watching us not score in two games.
June 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
As an LAFC fan watching every other game and then watching us not score in two games.
You asked ChatGPT and it told you? Well, I was casting bones and they told a very different story.
June 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You asked ChatGPT and it told you? Well, I was casting bones and they told a very different story.
Watching LAFC vs Chelsea prematch coverage while trying to work, all I can think of is having prematch analysis for the workday.
June 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Watching LAFC vs Chelsea prematch coverage while trying to work, all I can think of is having prematch analysis for the workday.
Basically all I am thinking about these last few days
1. LAFC vs América was life-giving
2. Who will we get in this extended transfer window?
3. Will they be selling jerseys with the CWC patch and bold numbers?
4. I should get back to work. No, wait, that’s boring. So on the topic of transfers….
1. LAFC vs América was life-giving
2. Who will we get in this extended transfer window?
3. Will they be selling jerseys with the CWC patch and bold numbers?
4. I should get back to work. No, wait, that’s boring. So on the topic of transfers….
June 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Basically all I am thinking about these last few days
1. LAFC vs América was life-giving
2. Who will we get in this extended transfer window?
3. Will they be selling jerseys with the CWC patch and bold numbers?
4. I should get back to work. No, wait, that’s boring. So on the topic of transfers….
1. LAFC vs América was life-giving
2. Who will we get in this extended transfer window?
3. Will they be selling jerseys with the CWC patch and bold numbers?
4. I should get back to work. No, wait, that’s boring. So on the topic of transfers….
My rec league coaching record extends to 3-0. I’m not saying I’m the best but my record is pretty good.
May 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My rec league coaching record extends to 3-0. I’m not saying I’m the best but my record is pretty good.
Everyone talks about Tom from MySpace checking out and not bothering anyone but the coolest dude to walk away from it all at the peak is Bat Boy. Captivated a nation, got his payout and lives his life quietly. Doesn’t even post on the socials or have a podcast. Awesome work.
May 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Everyone talks about Tom from MySpace checking out and not bothering anyone but the coolest dude to walk away from it all at the peak is Bat Boy. Captivated a nation, got his payout and lives his life quietly. Doesn’t even post on the socials or have a podcast. Awesome work.
I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it!”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it!”
Immaculate vibes at Dignity Health for #ElTráfico tonight. #VamosLAFC
May 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Immaculate vibes at Dignity Health for #ElTráfico tonight. #VamosLAFC
Job orientation in 2026 starting with “and here’s your workstation - well, most days - we hot desk as well.”
May 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Job orientation in 2026 starting with “and here’s your workstation - well, most days - we hot desk as well.”
Chicago Pope means that sainthood for Harry Caray is in play. You cannot tell me there aren’t a few verifiable miracles caught on tape among the many hours of broadcasting.
May 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Chicago Pope means that sainthood for Harry Caray is in play. You cannot tell me there aren’t a few verifiable miracles caught on tape among the many hours of broadcasting.
Early reports from the College of Cardinals indicated that Yadier Molina is heavily favored currently to be the next pope, owing to his proficiency at catching runners stealing. Unofficially, there remains a belief that this gap under Francis kept the Holy See out of the postseason.
May 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Early reports from the College of Cardinals indicated that Yadier Molina is heavily favored currently to be the next pope, owing to his proficiency at catching runners stealing. Unofficially, there remains a belief that this gap under Francis kept the Holy See out of the postseason.
So the Cardinals will elect a pope and I haven’t heard peep about Ozzie Smith. Did you forget the 13 gold gloves? Whiteyball will help a stale papacy reliant on the long ball and you can’t say you won’t lose your shit when the pope does a backflip on Easter. Watch highlight reels before objecting.
May 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So the Cardinals will elect a pope and I haven’t heard peep about Ozzie Smith. Did you forget the 13 gold gloves? Whiteyball will help a stale papacy reliant on the long ball and you can’t say you won’t lose your shit when the pope does a backflip on Easter. Watch highlight reels before objecting.
US currency, but redesigned by Pen & Pixel.
April 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
US currency, but redesigned by Pen & Pixel.
The Ultimate Guide To Sealing And Pressurizing Your Home For The Best-Tasting Ginger Ale
Brought to you by Serious Eats x Ken Burns
Brought to you by Serious Eats x Ken Burns
April 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The Ultimate Guide To Sealing And Pressurizing Your Home For The Best-Tasting Ginger Ale
Brought to you by Serious Eats x Ken Burns
Brought to you by Serious Eats x Ken Burns
So many posts about dire wolves and not a single Dead reference among them.
April 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So many posts about dire wolves and not a single Dead reference among them.
Yes’s “Close to the Edge”, but a 16 part prestige drama with Ralph Fiennes as the on-camera narrator.
April 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Yes’s “Close to the Edge”, but a 16 part prestige drama with Ralph Fiennes as the on-camera narrator.
You haven’t lived until you’ve sat behind the opposing team’s bench and seen the defeat in their eyes when the go to the locker room down 3-0 after the 1st. #GKG
March 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You haven’t lived until you’ve sat behind the opposing team’s bench and seen the defeat in their eyes when the go to the locker room down 3-0 after the 1st. #GKG
LA Kings vs Carolina Hurricanes.
March 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
LA Kings vs Carolina Hurricanes.