Same logic I followed! Dodger Clubhouse can do the kanji nameplate for Roki too.

Mine’s nice. But starting to feel like I need a Snell lately.

The lesson here: yes, you can buy yachts and rockets and media properties. But it even a few minutes of free ideation and you’re figuring out the logistics of adding another mound to Cahokia, made entirely of mashed potatoes.

And I think — as a joke, just for comedy — I’d first hire a small army of people and have them place and complete the Zeitpyramide sculpture. And then after complaints, I’d move it away but then remove one block every ten years a couple weeks before the next one is placed at the real site.

I would build a fully realized version of the Sandia report’s nuclear waste storage, but all messaging would be appropriately licensed transcriptions of Longmont Potion Castle calls.

I would pay to have every bus and train in LA wrapped with graphics that weren’t sized according to aspect ratio so it looks like you’re driving alongside the only Lamborghini Countach that could comfortably fit Lurch from the Addams Family.

I would fund all — ALL doctors offices in California to have the cardboard treasure chest with plastic trinkets that you can grab after your visit. You just went to the dermatologist and got that thing checked out! Good job, here’s an orange plastic ring that looks like a spider.

I would buy one of my old apartment buildings and flood the first floor with sausage gravy just because it wouldn’t be financially ruinous and no one’s ever done that before.

Lighting a candle for you.

I’d never heard of Earthsea or LeGuin until we saw the first book on a “stories to read to your kid” website. Hoooooooooly smokes. We inhaled everything Earthsea and years later it still haunts me. Absolute mastery.