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Mary Jones
@tlachtga.bsky.social
Amateur medievalist, host of “Mary Versus the Movies”, drummer for Deth Elf. She/her.
http://maryjones.us
I DON’T, I JUST LIVE IN HOPE.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
JON I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR YOUR RESPONSE TO SOMETHING IN WAKE UP DEAD MAN
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“But why are people crazy now?” Because Calvinism finally took over the whole world in 2008.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Capitalism? Toxic individualism? Neoliberal austerity? Meet your daddy, the worst Frenchman to ever live.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
No, I’ve never read Tom Sawyer, what do you mean
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Mary Jones
Sound off good cookbooks in the responses, everyone give someone you know a cookbook and maybe they will give you one and we can survive the cyber apocalypse
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Also, “hey, all these Nazis wanna live forever, huh” also plays differently these days.
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Also, the Venice section is directly lifted from MOONRAKER, and I just find that funny.
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Anyway, LAST CRUSADE works on a lot of levels—1930s pulp, neo-medievalism, a defense against fascism, a story of a father and son trying to understand each other. It plays differently once you know Stoppard fled the Nazis as a kid, or once you see THE FABELMENS.
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Stoppard is someone whose work was influencing my ideas on good writing long before I knew who he was, thanks to his screenplays for Last Crusade and Brazil, so that when I was a teenager and college student and discovering theater, devouring his plays just seemed natural.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The combination of Spielberg’s direction, Stoppard’s writing, and a really engaged Ford and Connery makes for real screen magic.

There’s a reason we started the Hollywood Avalon series with that movie.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Maybe a lethal gas leak can happen, I don’t know.
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM