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HAM STROKER’S ‘EJACULA’
@tjesje.bsky.social
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tjesje, he/it. man thing. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 30. left handed. ♧ butcher baker clay earring maker, owner of tasty-zesty!🍋🍋‍🟩
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kifa.bsky.social
Cloud-butch Strife from the famous toxic yuri game #ff7
October 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
tjesje.bsky.social
spent a whole day feverishly unpacking remaining boxes and painting walls and cleaning and changing my sheets and just crawled dead tired into a fully clean bed… brother thats benediction
April 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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samwisegamzee.bsky.social
it's vynn's birthday!! everyone say happy birthday he's 2 years old now

#dndoc #art
Digital art of my dnd oc Vynn. He is a drow with long white hair. He sits on a crescent moon looking and reaching up towards a star above him with clouds below him.
April 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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smallsmallwitch.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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dilfosaur.bsky.social
this wire is all that’s left of me and it's hooked within my gums #tgaa
April 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
tjesje.bsky.social
my wife had flowers and chocolates and a pot of my favourite forget me nots delivered for our one year anniversary 😭
April 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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oranges.gay
instead of watching a minecraft movie you can watch my cat linus brave the nether instead
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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tyako089.bsky.social
April 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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dril.bsky.social
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
tjesje.bsky.social
my cat just leaned in to smell my breath bro its so over
April 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
tjesje.bsky.social
sorry all my posts are about food here or im not but why did nobody tell me crystal clear fucks sever’ly im becoming a flavoured water guy in my old age
March 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
tjesje.bsky.social
brie grilled cheese you son of a bitch idiot with onion chutney no less
March 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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lolennui.bsky.social
Frodo don’t destroy the ring, you’ll just be playing into their hands by reacting at all imho
March 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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dril.bsky.social
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
tjesje.bsky.social
shes still there to this day
March 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
tjesje.bsky.social
beegee is so lucky i love him so so so much bc his yearly lamp replacement lined up exactly w his food and water refresher replenishment & im out 150 in one wee order and my man has the audacity to musk at me. suffering parent
March 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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pepperbloom.bsky.social
i'm oscar ✌️ my hobbies are [paint] and [make Post].

my works: #pepperbloomart

my shop & commissions: ko-fi.com/pepperbloom

all sales and commissions benefit @abdhajjaj.bsky.social's fundraiser to survive genocide and evacuate Gaza: chuffed.org/project/119736
a 9"x6" gouache painting of the pokemon celebi, with shiny coloration. it's looking over its shoulder, back at the viewer, with a piercng green eye. behind it floats a clock face with glowing green roman numerals. a gouache painting of a blue unicorn with sparkly fur and a glowing horn, on a graphic pink and blue background. the painting incorporates the colors of the transgender pride flag. digital painting. a rabbit furry fixes the viewer with a quizzical expression. she is sitting on the floor in her bedroom art studio, surrounded by rags, messy canvases, and painting supplies. behind her is a bare mattress with an open laptop. the color palette is purple, green, and deep blue. gouache and acrylic painting with a blue and white color scheme. a blue creature with a unicorn horn and short fluffy hair is touching a crescent moon, which lights up with magic. the creature has a halo of stars and is surrounded by glittering star ornaments.
January 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
tjesje.bsky.social
oh my goddd i woke up this morning at like 5 from Insane Hernia Pain and now its noon thirty and i feel my pain relief beginning to grab me in its sweet embrace id like to say sorry to all the angels i cussed out this morning i wasnt myself
March 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
tjesje.bsky.social
when you were young you were princess of wrap of bubbles
March 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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gloomilo.bsky.social
Change (In the House of Fae)
March 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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acorviart.bsky.social
rat king

[ #art ]
Illustration of a rat king (multiple rats tangled together by their tails). The rats are all clustered in the top half of the composition, with their tails forming a loop below. A dripping crown is overlaid on the loop, and the rats all have small crowns.
March 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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oddmarsfellow.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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mofucoffee.bsky.social
今日はポケモンデー✨
29周年おめでとうございます！！
February 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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breven.bsky.social
I DIDNT FORGET THIS YEAR #hourlycomicsday
Reads "It's hourly comics day and I didn't forget!" featuring Breven posing in the middle of the frame looking very disproportionate and comical. The word bubbles read "woo, hell yeah, yippee" and also feature Breven's head (nonhuman form), and Flave's head. Breven and Flave are alters in a system and are signified to both be present in this frame. First panel reads, "8:00-9:00 AM. Waking up to do what I love most: watching videos comprised of stolen animal clips with sad music and overlaid narratives about shit that absolutely never happened." This panel features Breven without glasses squinting in bed near his stuffed animals into his phone, which emits a pale blue light. The video on the phone is saying, "he rescued her in a bottle and released her into the ocean, you'll never believe..." and trails off. Breven in a yellow speech bubble says, "That's at least 4 different animals." The second panel reads, "9:00-10:00 AM. Morning round table to share with the polycule." It features Breven sitting at the table gesturing to his husband (who has long hair, glasses, and a beard) and messaging his boyfriend (who has medium length hair and a mustache) in the Netherlands about the fake animal story videos. In a pink word bubble, Breven's husband says, "Those are all different animals lmao." Breven says in a yellow speech bubble that he is imitating the sad music sounds. In a green speech bubble, Breven's boyfriend says, "This is killing me."
February 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
tjesje.bsky.social
do you guys fuck with pandan cake over here. i made one
a soft, light green sponge cake with a brown crispy outside. it’s a round cake and two large slices are missing. one slice is pictured with the rest of the cake.
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM