Titus Livius
@tituslivius.bsky.social
Historical Fanfiction Author
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Titus was like, "I guess I'll just die"
November 10, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Titus was like, "I guess I'll just die"
Titus was like, "I guess I'll just die"
November 10, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Titus was like, "I guess I'll just die"
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You wanna read fanfiction?
Pick up some ancient and greek history books written by ancient historians.
These cats straight up make up dialogue for enemy commanders on the wake of battle THAT NOBODY HEARD.
I'm deadass looking at you Livy.
TITUS LIVIUS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Pick up some ancient and greek history books written by ancient historians.
These cats straight up make up dialogue for enemy commanders on the wake of battle THAT NOBODY HEARD.
I'm deadass looking at you Livy.
TITUS LIVIUS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
October 24, 2023 at 5:30 PM
You wanna read fanfiction?
Pick up some ancient and greek history books written by ancient historians.
These cats straight up make up dialogue for enemy commanders on the wake of battle THAT NOBODY HEARD.
I'm deadass looking at you Livy.
TITUS LIVIUS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Pick up some ancient and greek history books written by ancient historians.
These cats straight up make up dialogue for enemy commanders on the wake of battle THAT NOBODY HEARD.
I'm deadass looking at you Livy.
TITUS LIVIUS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Frances is boring, writing Cheney sounds like more fun.
Feasting on Halliburton Mercenaries sounds delicious.
Feasting on Halliburton Mercenaries sounds delicious.
If things ever go bad, I'm gonna go on 90 day meth bender and send Dick Cheney hand typed bizarre threats which increase in frequency the longer it goes on.
Also, I rebranded my novelty alt account for the 4th time just because of this post
Also, I rebranded my novelty alt account for the 4th time just because of this post
Sisyphus Turkey
The wife has to flip a 22lb turkey every 30 mins for who knows how long, cause fuck you, that's why. http://tia.wtf/IsThis?
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October 11, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Frances is boring, writing Cheney sounds like more fun.
Feasting on Halliburton Mercenaries sounds delicious.
Feasting on Halliburton Mercenaries sounds delicious.
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Holy fuck, The Doctor has canonically been to Discworld‽ How did I not know about this‽
September 20, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Holy fuck, The Doctor has canonically been to Discworld‽ How did I not know about this‽
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Tsk tsk, you are missing an opportunity to make a coherent argument and sway public opinion. Our audience may conclude you are unable, either by lack of wit or evidence in your favor.
A second copypasta has hit the World Trade Center
This is what happens when a pedant triggers snowflakes on the internet. The statement is technically true but the implied corollary is not. Unfortunately the whole treatment didn't fit in a single post and many people did not read the second one.
September 12, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Tsk tsk, you are missing an opportunity to make a coherent argument and sway public opinion. Our audience may conclude you are unable, either by lack of wit or evidence in your favor.
Tsk tsk, you are missing an opportunity to make a coherent argument and sway public opinion. Our audience may conclude you are unable, either by lack of wit or evidence in your favor.
A second copypasta has hit the World Trade Center
This is what happens when a pedant triggers snowflakes on the internet. The statement is technically true but the implied corollary is not. Unfortunately the whole treatment didn't fit in a single post and many people did not read the second one.
September 12, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Tsk tsk, you are missing an opportunity to make a coherent argument and sway public opinion. Our audience may conclude you are unable, either by lack of wit or evidence in your favor.
Cats have 9 lives because the Death of Cats is lazy just ask the Death of Rats.
August 3, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Cats have 9 lives because the Death of Cats is lazy just ask the Death of Rats.
Aparently ALF will eat Plant-Based kitten-nuggets
Cat lovers rejoice!
Cat lovers rejoice!
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August 3, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Aparently ALF will eat Plant-Based kitten-nuggets
Cat lovers rejoice!
Cat lovers rejoice!
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Who wore it better?
July 31, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Who wore it better?
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Thank you for using an actual Slim Jim and not your slim jim sir. We don't want to get flagged again.
July 26, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Thank you for using an actual Slim Jim and not your slim jim sir. We don't want to get flagged again.
*downs your system*
July 26, 2023 at 3:37 AM
*downs your system*
*sexes your pistols*
Un souls your coughing.
July 26, 2023 at 3:36 AM
*sexes your pistols*
*rolls your stones*
*reassembles your pumpkin*
July 26, 2023 at 3:34 AM
*rolls your stones*
I'll accept nudes of your mothers.
July 25, 2023 at 6:56 PM
I'll accept nudes of your mothers.
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She could fix me
July 25, 2023 at 5:30 PM
She could fix me
me: I can’t come out, im busy
me:
me:
July 24, 2023 at 4:52 AM
me: I can’t come out, im busy
me:
me:
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
July 24, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
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logging on to guilt trip people for not having me in their circles
July 24, 2023 at 12:20 AM
logging on to guilt trip people for not having me in their circles
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You know what? Fuck you. *unslurms your McKenzie*
July 23, 2023 at 1:58 AM
You know what? Fuck you. *unslurms your McKenzie*
you know what? fuck you.
*unsteams your hams*
*unsteams your hams*
July 23, 2023 at 1:47 AM
you know what? fuck you.
*unsteams your hams*
*unsteams your hams*