I think there’s a potential answer that’s not just stupidity. task fixation is a strong drive, and when some people have an idea of what they’re looking for and where it will be, they just… don’t see alternatives.

reminds me of drivers not seeing bikes or the gorilla test

very chodey

on the one hand I am very grateful our state is recreational now and on the other the experience is objectively worse

rabbits have no footpads, it’s just dense fur and claws. we have hardwood floors. you can catch Poptart by gently laying a hand on him because he has ZERO traction

don't sleep on grindcore either!

I immediately had to share a screenshot when I saw this because it's HORNY

"we have invented the evil wishing genie so obviously the first thing we did was make it available to all living humans for free"

I think it’s multi part and must include “,your a Spanish invasive species”

I adore this site for keeping alive the arguably best part of twitter culture: today’s main character

do you think this one has a shot of making it into the louvre?

I want a cheer bird so bad yooberz u have no idea

I am aware that in the state of New Jersey they are required to give you an option to be cremated in an $80 cardboard box

your display name being "the sore one" is sending me 💀

which, if I'm right that's what you're saying, I love trotting out that it is a polari term en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polari

(although on the article they spell it zhoosh which I disagree with because it doesn't rhyme with sploosh)

I usually see it as zhuzh 🕵

I hate that I like it (for very specific things) yet here be are!

lol in my early 20s I had a chiropractor tell me that my sternum couldn’t crack. so I cracked my sternum for him by pressing my palms together.

he said “well I don’t know what that was but I don’t think it was your sternum cracking” as if I don’t have nerves

how do I make it mine? :D