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@tittle.bsky.social
himbo aspirant, wifeguy/dad type, inconsequentially bi, c/hEDS

call me luck or he or they. poptart picture feed is here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hlxyayhtennfciowyuuudpiv/feed/aaaa6vjiyob34
@cl.own.baby omg gravy look at this shirt tiktok showed me
April 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
the mutuals are on the same wavelength tonight
March 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
hey @mansbestmeat.bsky.social you recognize you could have just kept your bit in philly, right? there was zero reason to change it to jakarta except to activate a racist trope.
March 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
best I can do for you on short notice
March 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I see the vision but they should have run this by a few more people before making it the dot marker slogan
March 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
trying to put away my wife’s clothes for her and her dresser organization is like failing one of these intelligence pattern matching tests

I KNOW there’s something there and yet
February 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
looked through my extensive library of Poptart photos to find this gem of an example
February 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
a quick review of the flavor bible indicates that whatever I’m cooking is heretical
February 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I’m very uninformed on the topic, but this is the book!
February 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
made hassleback potatoes last night after getting inspiration from @genuscorvidae.bsky.social because potato shepherds me through the dark heart of winter
February 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
it had never occurred to me to photograph Poptart’s belly until a coworker asked if I had pictures of it

I appreciate this coworker much more than Poptart does
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
1. THIS WORKS
2. THIS FUCKS
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I broke the quote chain so not really my best posting
January 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
someone just liked a post of mine from 2023
January 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
walking out to work at the counter and then recognizing that I'm carrying an armful of apple products
January 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
nobody has ever been more right than u
January 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
pov: you are giving poptart what he deserves (a full hour of morning head pets)
January 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
real hater behavior as I texted this to @gatger.bsky.social during the movie

(and yes I meant meaning, not morning)
January 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
luxurious foot warmer
January 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the ice still hasn’t melted and I’m fresh out of salt!! what am I going to do?

for improved traction AND flavor, I’m going to apply a thick layer of Great Value™️ Parmesan and Romano!!

#ad #influencer
January 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
lionsmane, cordyceps and reishi are the ones that I had heard about but the other ones are cool too I guess
January 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I jest with you not
January 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
this woodstove is the best thing I own
January 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
click this checkbox and click yes to do absolutely fucking nothing. we will still ask you to sign in an hour from now.

but it's a cute thought don't u think
January 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
just sploinking away over here
January 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM