Tiny Ted Lasso
@tinytedlasso.bsky.social
I’m a tiny Ted Lasso on a desk.
Can’t wait to bail them out
Hey guys, let's take the genius behind this catastrophe and put him in charge of demolishing the federal government!
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Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants
Tesla is overstocked with Cybertrucks, the PS1 graphics-looking mobile monument to Elon’s deep lack of creativity.
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May 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Can’t wait to bail them out
Not missing anything. Christian Nationalism is still nationalist and not at all Christian
So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?
May 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Not missing anything. Christian Nationalism is still nationalist and not at all Christian
If there is 1 thing in this world that Americans absolutely 100% do not know, it is “shared sacrifice”.
The MAGA Christian Nationalist party is Soviet-level bullshittery
The MAGA Christian Nationalist party is Soviet-level bullshittery
Rep. David Joyce on Trump saying girls should have fewer dolls: "The idea that the Christmas trade is already starting to slow down and there might be less around, I get it. I think the American people will understand that because the American people understand shared sacrifice."
May 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If there is 1 thing in this world that Americans absolutely 100% do not know, it is “shared sacrifice”.
The MAGA Christian Nationalist party is Soviet-level bullshittery
The MAGA Christian Nationalist party is Soviet-level bullshittery
DOGE, where y’at on this one?
(AP) — Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians, The Associated Press has learned.
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May 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
DOGE, where y’at on this one?
Bondi blowing cock like she trying for a 4th marriage
Bondi: "President, you first 100 days has far exceeded that of ANY other presidency in this country. Ever. Ever. Never seen anything like it. Thank you."
April 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bondi blowing cock like she trying for a 4th marriage
Anyone who has run a business should understand this, but alas…
NYT: One estimate finds that DOGE’s “firings, re-hirings, lost productivity and paid leave of thousands of workers” will actually COST taxpayers “upward of $135 billion this fiscal year.”
@nytimes.com 🤡
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@nytimes.com 🤡
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April 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Anyone who has run a business should understand this, but alas…
Essentially the MAGA Christian Nationalist Party is engaged in child human trafficking
One of the most shocking things I have read for a while:
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April 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Essentially the MAGA Christian Nationalist Party is engaged in child human trafficking
Drug dealers carry that much cash
Breaking: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant
By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher
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By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, two sources familiar with the incident, includin...
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April 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Drug dealers carry that much cash
Is @minakimes.bsky.social the only millennial girl who didn’t know Sean Gunn was Kurt on Gilmore Girls? @pablo.show @lebatardshow.bsky.social
April 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Is @minakimes.bsky.social the only millennial girl who didn’t know Sean Gunn was Kurt on Gilmore Girls? @pablo.show @lebatardshow.bsky.social
Thanks for letting them out for Passover a week after it took place
NEW: HUD Secretary Scott Turner is letting his thousands of government employees leave work early today for Easter and Passover, so they can reflect on how Jesus "broke bread and drank wine with his disciples showing that sacrifice can truly change the world.” www.huffpost.com/entry/hud-sc...
Housing Secretary Lets Staff Go Home Early For Easter To Reflect On Jesus
“We go into this holy weekend with freedoms that the world has never known,” reads a department-wide email from Scott Turner’s chief of staff.
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April 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thanks for letting them out for Passover a week after it took place
Without all due respect, fuck every single piece of shit that voted for this giant piece of shit
Trump: "Prices are coming down, not going up. Only the fake news says they're going up. The only thing that's even are interest rates and if we had a Fed chairman that understood what he was doing, interest rates would be coming down. He should bring them down."
April 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Without all due respect, fuck every single piece of shit that voted for this giant piece of shit
Liz wiping the floor with Eisen.
SARA EISEN: What evidence is there of corruption?
WARREN: He announces tariff policy, says there's no exceptions, but "I talked to Tim Cook." Really?
E: Shouldn't he?
W: "Great deal available for Tim Cook"
E: It's great for Americans who have to buy iPhones
W: No. It's great for one company
WARREN: He announces tariff policy, says there's no exceptions, but "I talked to Tim Cook." Really?
E: Shouldn't he?
W: "Great deal available for Tim Cook"
E: It's great for Americans who have to buy iPhones
W: No. It's great for one company
April 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Liz wiping the floor with Eisen.
Katie Britt would never. Fascism Barbie
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Katie Britt would never. Fascism Barbie
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"Look on the bright side. You don’t need Europe anymore to define what is or isn’t a fascist death cult. You have your own style, your own spin on it. If that doesn’t brighten your day, I don’t know what will."
It’s Only the Fourth Reich If It Comes from the Reich Region of Germany, Otherwise It’s Just Sparkling Fascism
Don’t be embarrassed, it’s a common mistake. You look around and think, Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and...
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April 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"Look on the bright side. You don’t need Europe anymore to define what is or isn’t a fascist death cult. You have your own style, your own spin on it. If that doesn’t brighten your day, I don’t know what will."
Oh so they lied about only getting the criminals. Got it
This is so fucked up. ICE agents in Massachusetts smashed the window of a car to grab a Guatemalan guy who was with his wife. They were waiting for their lawyer to arrive because he has a pending asylum case.
Story via @wcvb5.bsky.social: www.wcvb.com/article/ice-...
Story via @wcvb5.bsky.social: www.wcvb.com/article/ice-...
April 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh so they lied about only getting the criminals. Got it
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The student paper at the college at which I teach reports a "tsunami of takedown requests" from international students terrified of being targeted for innocuous, legitimate op-eds & opinions.. Many ask in person--leave no trace in writing. Reminds me of my father's account of studying in the USSR.
April 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The student paper at the college at which I teach reports a "tsunami of takedown requests" from international students terrified of being targeted for innocuous, legitimate op-eds & opinions.. Many ask in person--leave no trace in writing. Reminds me of my father's account of studying in the USSR.
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One thing I wish people understood about authoritarianism is life often looks more or less the same. Troops aren’t marching down the street every day; people go to restaurants, have their office jobs. But everyone knows that stepping out of line, even slightly, can derail your life with no recourse
April 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
One thing I wish people understood about authoritarianism is life often looks more or less the same. Troops aren’t marching down the street every day; people go to restaurants, have their office jobs. But everyone knows that stepping out of line, even slightly, can derail your life with no recourse
What, the handicapped don’t have bootstraps?
The US Consumer Financial Protection Bureau dismissed its lawsuit against Comerica Bank, after the agency previously accused the lender of systematically mistreating millions of mostly disabled and older customers reut.rs/429GUxP
April 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What, the handicapped don’t have bootstraps?
LOL these douchebags are so fucking predictable
New on @MSNBC: The White House will not release the list of 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals, despite requests from NBC News.
April 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
LOL these douchebags are so fucking predictable
Go fuck yourself
Trump: "We have a couple senators here. I just don't particularly like them, so I won't introduce."
April 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Go fuck yourself
George Soros really playing the long game with this guy
Horden: Has the European Union, has China, has India—have these countries reached out?
Bessent: Well, they've all reached out, but it's going to be up to President Trump to see what he wants to do. I-I think the mindset might be to let things settle for a while.
Bessent: Well, they've all reached out, but it's going to be up to President Trump to see what he wants to do. I-I think the mindset might be to let things settle for a while.
April 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
George Soros really playing the long game with this guy
April 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
Need Saban to cut ties with his segment with him
Dang, this story from @theathletic.bsky.social hits hard. And it’s perfect as we talk about defamation in media law class this week. If you can’t empathize with this young woman, smeared by sports media’s lowest trolls, then j don’t know what to do with you. www.nytimes.com/athletic/624...
ESPN’s Pat McAfee and others amplified a false rumor. A teenager’s life was ‘destroyed’
An Ole Miss freshman has engaged legal representation and says she intends to take action against McAfee, ESPN, and potentially others
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April 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Need Saban to cut ties with his segment with him
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What the actual fuck:
March 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
What the actual fuck: