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Paul
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soft woke leftie and bang average gamer.
salt & pepper tofu superfan 🥡
i collect things 📚
Girls released 527 variants of her latest album and they’ve all sold out, the last thing she needs is exposure lol. Pay her
September 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
4 hours. The Left can’t even go 4 hours without publicly collapsing.

Your Party needed to land these early months seamlessly. They couldn’t even make it 4 hours. Speechless
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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So can I; they tend to be small with higher voices than adults.
RFK Jr, who doesn’t have a medical degree, says he can diagnose children just by just looking at them
RFK Jr claims he can diagnose children by just looking at them
www.independent.co.uk
August 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Well, that’s exciting isn’t it!

I’m not in the US but i love this ⛰️🌳🏃🏻‍♂️
August 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
First episode of Alien Earth done - yes, ok now I get the hype!
August 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I collect Dua Lipa stuff, think vinyl variants, magazines etc and i’m acutely aware it’s a special interest (shout out to @thedailytism.com) but today I think it went to a new level when i opened my latest purchase…

An unused, commemorative postage stamp released by the Kosovo postal service
August 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Who did this to an X Files classic and more importantly where can I get one 😭🛸
August 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
OK that was a LOT of fun!
June 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My Big Fat Greek Menace
Evangelos Marinakis went onto the pitch and looked very animated as he spoke to Nuno Espirito Santo after Nottingham Forest's draw with Leicester City.

#NFOLEI | #NFFC | #LCFC
May 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Crazy start to this game
4' What a strike! Manolis #Saliakas dinks one into the far corner from a Morgan Guilavogui cutback to level the scores. Game on!

#fcsp | #sgefcsp 1-1
May 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Lots of blame and finger-pointing after the Runcorn & Helsby by-election win by Reform, very little of it pointed at Mike Amesbury.

It would still be a massive Labour majority seat if he hadn’t decided to twat a constituent on a night out…
May 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The photos of TERFS outside court popping champagne are fucking grim
April 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Saw Helios, had a fat roast, bought some lego and then listened to Jeremy Corbyn talk for an hour about his new book - chuck in United not getting spanked by City and it’s been a smashing Sunday
April 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Marching Powder isn’t going to win any awards but you know what, sometimes you just need 90 minutes of Danny Dyer being Danny Dyer.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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My family is occasionally like, "did you see the ad...?"
Let me stop you right there. I would rather swim naked in the Hudson River than watch a single, solitary commercial.
For years I was inoculated from ads with streaming subscriptions and YouTube Premium, but they’ve bled back through on Amazon Prime. I feel like I’m having an alien experience, I didn’t realise how strange advertisements were. Do these work? They feel like licking a battery
March 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Fortnite servers are up LET’S GO!
February 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sunday morning Fortnite is a different beast. Getting absolutely twatted here 💥
February 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Waiting on a package from UPS. This is the third time they’ve said it’s arriving on a specific day and each time…. nothing. Followed by an email saying “we’ll update you when it’s due to be delivered”

Weirdos
February 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Platform = used
A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au
February 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Watched September 5th last night. More films need to be ~90mins long.

They could have stretched it out to 2 hours but it would have added nothing to what was a really good film.
February 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The sponsors on the mat are awful #RoyalRumble
February 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.

This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.

Auschwitz took time.
January 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
WE’VE SEEN IT ALL! WE’VE WON THE LOT! 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪
January 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Allez allez allez allez allez allez St Pauli,

Oh St Pauli,

Oh St Pauli!

#fcsp 🏴‍☠️
January 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Tooooooooooorrrrrrrrr
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM