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Eugene Doherty
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Medical Devices aficionado, real ones in the day job and quack ones after hours

My motto to live by, "if you can't be a good example, be a terrible warning"
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You don't have to be Lebanese but it helps
July 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I absolutely love this.

IYKYK.
May 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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There's no Felon without elon...
January 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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If your bookshelf doesn't have a cobweb-covered book that opens a hidden door when pulled, then what's the point of anything really?
January 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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For when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, that was right after we passed a tiki bar and I bailed on you.
January 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ME: I didn't choose the thug life

THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning

ME: I could not have been more clear
January 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.

The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"
January 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.
December 29, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.
December 29, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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The weirdest part of any Christmas song is when Paul McCartney goes ‘The choir of children sing their song, they practised ALL YEAR long’ and then it turns out it’s just them saying ‘ding dong’ a few times
December 25, 2024 at 11:26 AM
A philosophy I can live with
Have I read all the books I own? No. Will I keep buying more while re-reading my favourites? Of course. My bookshelf, my rules.
December 15, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it has stood for eighty years and might stand eighty more.
Saturday evening
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Cynical but doesn't mean it's not true...
Hmmmm. A CEO gets gunned down in broad daylight and America laughs. Then, Elon Musk turns up to a highly publicised senate meeting with his 6yo son strapped to the back of his head & shoulders.

Interesting.
December 7, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Is this better or worse than toasters?
star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 5:06 PM