Tim Triche, Jr.🔰
@timtriche.bsky.social
Resident panhandler, http://trichelab.org/
Posts may contain trace quantities of blood🩸, chromatin 🧬, and stats 🧮
CV: https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=AOoIO74AAAAJ
Views expressed are my own (but for the right price they can be yours!)
Posts may contain trace quantities of blood🩸, chromatin 🧬, and stats 🧮
CV: https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=AOoIO74AAAAJ
Views expressed are my own (but for the right price they can be yours!)
These popped up in various trailerparky bits of Michibama last year and the cognitive dissonance was mind blowing. The criminal is for safety and the career prosecutor is for crime, eh
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
These popped up in various trailerparky bits of Michibama last year and the cognitive dissonance was mind blowing. The criminal is for safety and the career prosecutor is for crime, eh
Don’t worry, we can solve it with AI! All will be well!
![Person:is this mushroom edible?
AI: yes
[cut to ICU]
AI: you’re right, it’s a poisonous mushroom. Would you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vozpvg24yxtdhpc5tqb27kr6/bafkreicyanfeyku5gmuf2kx2rgoqaj6rbhrbmybki3xxp4snm4jrmnr7hm@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Don’t worry, we can solve it with AI! All will be well!
Or of the aggregate trajectory (current favorite Bad Linear Fit attached)
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Or of the aggregate trajectory (current favorite Bad Linear Fit attached)
Socialism and gilded bathrooms for the rich-on-paper, rugged individualism for the poors
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Socialism and gilded bathrooms for the rich-on-paper, rugged individualism for the poors
Do take care of your back
Do take care of your knees
Don’t get too fat (see above)
Don’t get too lazy (above)
Go new places, meet people
Do something enjoyable enough that, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t thrown away your youth for someone else’s benefit
Do take care of your knees
Don’t get too fat (see above)
Don’t get too lazy (above)
Go new places, meet people
Do something enjoyable enough that, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t thrown away your youth for someone else’s benefit
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Do take care of your back
Do take care of your knees
Don’t get too fat (see above)
Don’t get too lazy (above)
Go new places, meet people
Do something enjoyable enough that, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t thrown away your youth for someone else’s benefit
Do take care of your knees
Don’t get too fat (see above)
Don’t get too lazy (above)
Go new places, meet people
Do something enjoyable enough that, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t thrown away your youth for someone else’s benefit
Ok substitute “platelets” and maybe it’ll be less creepy
October 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ok substitute “platelets” and maybe it’ll be less creepy
Ironically, even the neo Nazis seem to have a more nuanced understanding than your average glam scientist or editor.
What the Nazis rarely know is that these are PCs 2 and 8, ordered by variance, which kind of spoils the sciencey bit.
Nevertheless, this is arguably *less* bad than the preceding!
What the Nazis rarely know is that these are PCs 2 and 8, ordered by variance, which kind of spoils the sciencey bit.
Nevertheless, this is arguably *less* bad than the preceding!
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Ironically, even the neo Nazis seem to have a more nuanced understanding than your average glam scientist or editor.
What the Nazis rarely know is that these are PCs 2 and 8, ordered by variance, which kind of spoils the sciencey bit.
Nevertheless, this is arguably *less* bad than the preceding!
What the Nazis rarely know is that these are PCs 2 and 8, ordered by variance, which kind of spoils the sciencey bit.
Nevertheless, this is arguably *less* bad than the preceding!
It would be helpful if large ticket glam projects did not reinforce the idea of races
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
September 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It would be helpful if large ticket glam projects did not reinforce the idea of races
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
How was he to know that leopards would eat *his* face?
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
How was he to know that leopards would eat *his* face?
The new smash hit from Bibi
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The new smash hit from Bibi
Just dropping this here for no particular reason
September 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just dropping this here for no particular reason
The enemy of my enemy…
September 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The enemy of my enemy…
And yeah I feel sort of bad for recruiting civilized Europeans to this hellhole but on the other hand…
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
And yeah I feel sort of bad for recruiting civilized Europeans to this hellhole but on the other hand…
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Magnificent. In January some old hippie told me, “Be the sand in the gears for the next four years,” and that became my mantra. I was home in LA for the first round of this and that’s when I discovered ICEblock
September 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Magnificent. In January some old hippie told me, “Be the sand in the gears for the next four years,” and that became my mantra. I was home in LA for the first round of this and that’s when I discovered ICEblock
I’m going to scoop RFK right now. Here is the cause of autism - the “cautism,” if you will. Your welcome!!1
August 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’m going to scoop RFK right now. Here is the cause of autism - the “cautism,” if you will. Your welcome!!1
Let’s hope Aryan Megamind avoids sunscreen and let karma take care of the rest
August 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Let’s hope Aryan Megamind avoids sunscreen and let karma take care of the rest
I recognize that we’re in danger of wearing this out, but has a more au courant meme ever existed?
August 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I recognize that we’re in danger of wearing this out, but has a more au courant meme ever existed?
You mean this guy?
August 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You mean this guy?
Prevailing market rates for googly eyed monsters. I would almost certainly prefer one to standard “equity” or “exposure,” so it makes sense why that would represent a fair exchange for your work
August 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Prevailing market rates for googly eyed monsters. I would almost certainly prefer one to standard “equity” or “exposure,” so it makes sense why that would represent a fair exchange for your work
August 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A man’s gotta have priorities. Fishing first, work later, maybe after some golf
August 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A man’s gotta have priorities. Fishing first, work later, maybe after some golf
Probably just AI slop generated on his fishing trip
August 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Probably just AI slop generated on his fishing trip