the youtube algo has been feeding me hbcu marching band videos and now I’ve watched this approximately 50 times in a row

OpenAI right now

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

My dad sends me the most adorable investment advice. He should have a column. It always ends with shit like “I know it’s out of style but sleep is the key to health. Assets are there to help you sleep better, not to give you one more thing to worry about.”

Realised there’s a bloke at work walking around listening to Alex Jones on speaker, all day, unironically?? That’s a thing???

All these people bragging of raw dogging flights meanwhile I just went to the toilet without my phone for the first time in twenty years.

Damn the writers of The Diplomat for making every episode end with a must watch next episode moment. I’m tired but can’t sleep til I know what’s going to happen

How was everyone’s Black Friday spam texts? My phone has melted

Things you can admit on Bluesky but not Twitter #1

The Last Jedi is my favourite

Becoming increasingly aware of my lack of self confidence compared to someone doodling a new jaguar logo and then believing so wholeheartedly that it’s better that they share it to their LinkedIn for clout 🫣

Embracing the Dad game era. It’s actually very chill

Satisfactory is the game reminding me how much I love using my creativity to build efficient systems all whilst Im actually buried in the chaos season of life, work and kids