Tim Renneberg
@timrenneberg.bsky.social
Well, actually.
Politico. Habs fan. Marathoner X 22. Boston finisher. Occasional baker.
Seek Justice. Love Mercy. Walk Humbly.
Politico. Habs fan. Marathoner X 22. Boston finisher. Occasional baker.
Seek Justice. Love Mercy. Walk Humbly.
Hey, I grew up in Alberta and we always used to make jokes about Vancouver and Victoria for shutting down at the first sign of snow, so it all evens out.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hey, I grew up in Alberta and we always used to make jokes about Vancouver and Victoria for shutting down at the first sign of snow, so it all evens out.
Have I mentioned it was 10 degrees and sunny here in Victoria? Almost had to wear a long sleeve shirt for my run today
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have I mentioned it was 10 degrees and sunny here in Victoria? Almost had to wear a long sleeve shirt for my run today
Are they playing on Hoth?
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Are they playing on Hoth?
Ten degrees and sunny today. What’s that white stuff?
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ten degrees and sunny today. What’s that white stuff?
Bust. Habs offer {Random forward}, {Longshot prospect} and a third.
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bust. Habs offer {Random forward}, {Longshot prospect} and a third.
I will give you an A for effort because it’s hard to write poetry that is fare-able
But your rhyme scheme is terrible
But your rhyme scheme is terrible
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I will give you an A for effort because it’s hard to write poetry that is fare-able
But your rhyme scheme is terrible
But your rhyme scheme is terrible
Or maybe Jar Jar Binks?
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Or maybe Jar Jar Binks?
“Can’t anyone here play this game?”
- Casey Stengel
- Casey Stengel
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“Can’t anyone here play this game?”
- Casey Stengel
- Casey Stengel
Welcome to Vancouver. C’mon out for a run around Stanley Park. Group ** run starts at 6 am.
** “Group” is just me because sensible people sleep in.
** “Group” is just me because sensible people sleep in.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Welcome to Vancouver. C’mon out for a run around Stanley Park. Group ** run starts at 6 am.
** “Group” is just me because sensible people sleep in.
** “Group” is just me because sensible people sleep in.
My chiropractor, who is my chief pain guy, laughs at me as I’m swearing at him during the thing he calls treatment. When I chide him for his lack of bedside manner, he says he feels sorry for little old ladies and accident victims, but marathoners do it to themselves.
I mean, fair!
I mean, fair!
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My chiropractor, who is my chief pain guy, laughs at me as I’m swearing at him during the thing he calls treatment. When I chide him for his lack of bedside manner, he says he feels sorry for little old ladies and accident victims, but marathoners do it to themselves.
I mean, fair!
I mean, fair!
I dunno. Do you?
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I dunno. Do you?
Kidneys are ephemeral. Strava is forever.
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Kidneys are ephemeral. Strava is forever.
Stairs are ephemeral. Strava is forever.
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Stairs are ephemeral. Strava is forever.
It’s not for everyone! But I’ve never crossed a finish line without being super emotional about it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It’s not for everyone! But I’ve never crossed a finish line without being super emotional about it.
Gross. The Jesus I read about would be flipping tables right about now.
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Gross. The Jesus I read about would be flipping tables right about now.
Jerry Seinfeld is not taking him to the airport
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Jerry Seinfeld is not taking him to the airport
And name-dropping John Turner! (And some spicy politics.)
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
And name-dropping John Turner! (And some spicy politics.)
Why don’t the rest of them have suspenders too?
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Why don’t the rest of them have suspenders too?
You miss 100 per cent of the lyrics you don’t mis-attribute.
- Michael Scott
—Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
—Wayne Gretzky
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You miss 100 per cent of the lyrics you don’t mis-attribute.
- Michael Scott
—Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
—Wayne Gretzky
I don’t care about tickets to the ball game because I won’t travel into that country but I pitched some money at you anyway. Go Blue Jays.
October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I don’t care about tickets to the ball game because I won’t travel into that country but I pitched some money at you anyway. Go Blue Jays.
