I Shouldn’t Be This Tired
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I’m probably just joking
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The real treasure was the meds we got along the way
Vote Donald for student class president
February 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Vote Donald for student class president
Future documentaries will be like
“I was just following orders”
“The news said they were murderers”
“You have no idea how much eggs cost”
“I was just following orders”
“The news said they were murderers”
“You have no idea how much eggs cost”
January 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Future documentaries will be like
“I was just following orders”
“The news said they were murderers”
“You have no idea how much eggs cost”
“I was just following orders”
“The news said they were murderers”
“You have no idea how much eggs cost”
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities
- Voltaire
- Voltaire
January 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities
- Voltaire
- Voltaire
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Apparently Christianity has become too woke for American Evangelicals. Also, they say the church isn’t the place to call out evil deeds. I mean, who would do such a thing?
January 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Apparently Christianity has become too woke for American Evangelicals. Also, they say the church isn’t the place to call out evil deeds. I mean, who would do such a thing?
Christmas trees are so much beautiful when you have astigmatism
December 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Christmas trees are so much beautiful when you have astigmatism
Any random white guy could tell me he was in Imagine Dragons and I’d have no choice but to believe him.
December 12, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Any random white guy could tell me he was in Imagine Dragons and I’d have no choice but to believe him.
Big interview, wish me luck 🤞
December 12, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Big interview, wish me luck 🤞
Typically do abstract, but giving something different a try
December 12, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Typically do abstract, but giving something different a try
Jay-Z definitely has 100 problems now
December 9, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Jay-Z definitely has 100 problems now
What age do you outgrow biting your cheek when you eat? It’s not 42.
December 4, 2024 at 6:21 PM
What age do you outgrow biting your cheek when you eat? It’s not 42.
We need an Undercover Boss where Jesus visits an evangelical church.
December 4, 2024 at 4:05 PM
We need an Undercover Boss where Jesus visits an evangelical church.
Hallmark movies gave me unrealistic expectations of how easy it would be to meet a woman simply by wearing a flannel shirt.
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Hallmark movies gave me unrealistic expectations of how easy it would be to meet a woman simply by wearing a flannel shirt.
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Buying a cybertruck seems like an awfully expensive way to tell people you're bad at sex.
November 23, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Buying a cybertruck seems like an awfully expensive way to tell people you're bad at sex.
We never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry.
November 24, 2024 at 12:40 AM
We never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry.
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art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane?
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane?
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
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Unpopular opinion shower sex is overrated
November 22, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Unpopular opinion shower sex is overrated
Repost with one of the greatest villains in film history
November 22, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Repost with one of the greatest villains in film history
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they should invent thought canceling headphones
November 21, 2024 at 1:46 PM
they should invent thought canceling headphones
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I will 100% judge you by the brand of toilet paper you buy.
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I will 100% judge you by the brand of toilet paper you buy.
Bluesky: if you’re curious where the bots are, they’re in my DMs
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Bluesky: if you’re curious where the bots are, they’re in my DMs
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gods review is in, humans “are cute but not too bright”
November 20, 2024 at 11:49 PM
gods review is in, humans “are cute but not too bright”
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Emerson said “Knowledge is when you learn something new every day.” He did not specify if this had to be useful or not and that explains my life.
November 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Emerson said “Knowledge is when you learn something new every day.” He did not specify if this had to be useful or not and that explains my life.