Timothy Malstead
@timothymalstead.com
Dev, sometimes writer and artist and definitely not a bot. Enjoying Bluesky so far.
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Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Welcome to Target
And you thought they didn't get jokes on Bluesky. You amateurs.
October 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
And you thought they didn't get jokes on Bluesky. You amateurs.
Women don't like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Women don't like the vehicle
Dr I trust more than RFKJR
September 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dr I trust more than RFKJR
If you see this, post a redhead
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you see this, post a redhead
Bummer. Sorry about that. Tbh I think this wouldn't bug me half as much if they weren't promoting things like they are in their pinned post "we must resist in every way possible" etc.
Sad that every way possible doesn't seem to include talking to people.
Er, no, not sad. Massively hypocritical.
Sad that every way possible doesn't seem to include talking to people.
Er, no, not sad. Massively hypocritical.
July 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bummer. Sorry about that. Tbh I think this wouldn't bug me half as much if they weren't promoting things like they are in their pinned post "we must resist in every way possible" etc.
Sad that every way possible doesn't seem to include talking to people.
Er, no, not sad. Massively hypocritical.
Sad that every way possible doesn't seem to include talking to people.
Er, no, not sad. Massively hypocritical.
I'd watch a live action Deadman done in an anthology horror style
June 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'd watch a live action Deadman done in an anthology horror style
Four Waymo jags, one after the other, covered in graffiti and with their sensors disabled. A fifth decides its had enough and tries to leave only to be thwarted by someone just kinda standing there. I do love this city.
June 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Four Waymo jags, one after the other, covered in graffiti and with their sensors disabled. A fifth decides its had enough and tries to leave only to be thwarted by someone just kinda standing there. I do love this city.
June 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Was this written by The Tall Man?
May 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Was this written by The Tall Man?
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The average American has three friends
Goblin Cock's 'Dragonf*ucker: A Cock Opera' came out 15 years after their debut 'Bagged and Boarded'
May 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Goblin Cock's 'Dragonf*ucker: A Cock Opera' came out 15 years after their debut 'Bagged and Boarded'
IIRC, part of the licensing deal between Toho and Marvel was that some of the Marvel artists did some design work for Toho properties. That's how you got things like the Hela-esque headdress sported by Machiko Soga in Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan.
March 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
IIRC, part of the licensing deal between Toho and Marvel was that some of the Marvel artists did some design work for Toho properties. That's how you got things like the Hela-esque headdress sported by Machiko Soga in Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan.
I always enjoyed Lee Ving in Clue
February 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I always enjoyed Lee Ving in Clue
Else blocks are there for a reason folks.
February 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Else blocks are there for a reason folks.
No phone, I did mean to write it like that.
January 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
No phone, I did mean to write it like that.