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Quoter of The Simpsons (1-12)
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Bethesda should be proud. Your game only gets released for the 37th time once. #Skyrim
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Anyone else have a hell of a time finding a Bellway in the Citadel? I lost so many rosaries trying to find a way out so I could spend them back in Pharloom. Choosing the wrong way can be devastating while exploring. Pins are hidden just for the sake of not spoiling locations. #Silksong #HollowKnight
September 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales demo is so much fun! Can't wait to play the full game next year.
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When Borderlands 3 came out back in 2019 I thought it was insane they charged $100 for the edition that came with the season pass. Now that same edition is $30 more and there's no season pass. I hate this industry.
June 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Managed to find a #Switch2 today. Why in the holy fuck is the screen packaged this way? This is awful. Be careful if you get one in the future.
June 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Them: "How would you describe yourself?"

Me:
May 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ok. I'm sick of Nintendo doing this with their HD remasters and remakes. I thought Metroid Prime remastered was ridiculous at $40 but it's only gotten worse.

This game is 15 years old. It was originally released on the Wii. These games should not cost more than $30. #Nintendo #DonkeyKong #Switch
January 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
November 23, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Been playing Cocoon on Game Pass and I noticed there is an accessibility option for the controls and I thought "what could that possibly be in a game that only uses the left stick and the A button?" Turns out it lets you use any button as the action button. So that's neat.
September 30, 2023 at 1:11 AM
After reading your review I had to check it on Metacritic. Please tell me people are mad at you for lowering the Metacritic score? Nothing makes me laugh more than people who take Metacritic scores seriously.

Side note:I miss Jimpressions. Especially for games like this with their bugs and glitches
September 8, 2023 at 4:53 PM
I present to you the greatest picture ever taken of my cat (Celeste). Maybe even the greatest picture ever taken of any cat.
September 2, 2023 at 4:44 AM